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FazeRug Tunnel

Today I was with Elton, Corey, Sam and Colby going to the FazeRug Tunnel. Colby looked at us "Would you guys do an overnight camping video here". I shook my head "I'm good". Sam sighed "I think its best to tell you I have no idea where we're going". Colby then said "So do you know where we're going now".

Sam shook his head "Erm no". I looked at him "Well now I'm worried about being here now". Corey sighed "We should not be going where animals are". Elton turned to us "Last time we was in a forest we found a dead body". I looked at him "Did you have to bring that up". Corey then said "And the movie IT has just come out".

I shrugged "Well that was a good movie". Colby nodded as he did a pennywise impression "Georgie". I laughed "You sound more like Scooby Doo". Corey nodded and did a Scooby Doo impression "Shaggy, Shaggy". Colby did a Shaggy impression "Zoinks Scoob". I sighed "What the fuck have I started".

Sam chuckled "Chaos". Then Colby said "Oh my god there's a tunnel". I looked over to him "Did you find the FazeRug tunnel?". Sam shrugged "I cant tell". Corey looked at us "There's a dick, there's a dick right there". I sighed "There's dicks everywhere now-a-days". Sam looked at us "Lets freaking go down there".

Then Corey said "Faze thanks for letting us go to your tunnel and also thanks for the target shopping cart". I laughed "Wait, why the fuck is there a target shopping cart". Elton shrugged "This may be where the employees come to battle it out, they each represent their store". Sam sighed "The tunnel might've been filled".

Colby looked at us "Someone filled his hole?". I laughed "My mind is not processing that sentence the right way, wait so how are we supposed to get in here". Sam shrugged "Call FazeRug to see how we get in". Corey put his hand to his ear "We just drove all the way to San Diego how do we get into your hole".

I nodded "He'd probably be needing some time to process what you just said to him". Sam then said "That echo, is it coming from inside?". Colby looked at us "What the fuck". I sighed "It sounds like someone is in there". Elton shook his head "That wasn't someone, that was something".

Colby looked at Sam "Are you positive this is the right tunnel". Sam looked at us "I know that in the first 10 feet we should see something about FazeRug". I looked through "I cant see shit". Colby nodded "That's a long ass tunnel". We walked in as Sam said "Look around and see if you can see anything about FazeRug".

Then Elton said "There's someone else in here". Colby nodded "I can hear something". Sam looked at us "Is that actually someone else in here". I sighed "Well it has to be". Colby turned around "Listen to that, like what even is that". I looked at them "I just want to know if we're in the right place".

Elton then said "If you didn't want to be here before this might calm you down, it says I'm gonna kill you". I nodded "Yup Elton that makes me feel 100 times better". Sam looked at us "It says FazeRug, so we're in the right place". Corey sighed "I keep hearing noises". Elton nodded "That is a conversation".

I shrugged "It sounds like a lot of murmurs". Corey sighed "I'm not going down there". Colby looked at him "Why?". Corey turned to us "Because who the fuck goes into a sewer". I laughed "Us, we go into sewers". Elton looked at us "If we had a skateboard we could just ride it down here".

We carried on and we got to the graffiti of penises as Colby said "I think this is where most people turn back". I sighed "I just don't like that I have to walk leg spread". Elton laughed "Imagine getting chased and we're running like this". I jumped "Shit, I keep hearing things and its freaking me out".

Colby then said "Elton wait- oh its a shopping cart". I sighed "I'm sick of seeing fucking shopping carts". Colby looked at us "Someone's flashlight is there". I looked at them "Imagine if someone came out from behind us". Colby gave a nervous laugh "That would be fucking creepy". We got to the second part of the tunnel as I said "Did you guys hear that".