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Reacting to hate comments

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Jake wanted to film a reacting to hate comments and we was getting interviewed and I was first. I looked at the camera and said "I'm Y/n, I make sure everyone is in line being good, posting and I'm honestly not faced with the hate comments because they are never about me".

It was Corey's turn and he said "Honestly hate comments don't get to me at all it used to get me when people called me a loser and to stop filming videos" and started to fake cry. Then Aaron said "Honesty, Corey was right". Jake said "Hate comments hah I don't let it get to me I don't really care".

Then Sam said "You know I haters look I know my dad wasn't small". Then Colby said "Honestly, I just want to burn them, Oh fuck I caught my finger". I looked at Colby and said "For fucks sake try not to hurt yourself". Colby got back into character and said "I really don't care". He threw the lighter at Jake and Jake said "Ow my balls".

Corey looked at Jake and said "Did he get your wiener". We all sat down and Jake said "What's up guy today Y/n and I are going to be reading you all hate comments". I looked at Jake and said "That's right and just so you know we don't give a fuck about them". Jake looked at us and said "Honestly we laugh about how stupid they are".

I looked at the camera and said "Hate comment number 1 is I hope midnight man tickles your butt hole at night". Sam looked at us and said "If you have to know he already does". Colby looked at Sam and said "It's me I'm the midnight man". Aaron looked at the camera and said "And Y/n would know he does it in the morning as well". 

Then Jake said "Your hair looks like you wacked off a whale and it jizzed all over your head". I looked at the camera and said "How do you know this isn't what really happened". Corey looked at him and said "That's weird". Jake looked at us and said "Who is this meant for". Aaron looked at us and said "It's obviously for Corey".

I said "Sam's beard looks like pubes". Corey looked at us and said "It looks more like shaved pubes". Then Jake said "You're like the off brand Colby". I looked at the boys and said "Is it because your both emo". Aaron looked at us and jokingly said "Guys I'm not the off brand Colby".

I said "Colby only has a following because he is decent". Colby looked at the camera and said "What". Jake looked at Colby and said "So they are saying you are the Kevin Jonas of the group". I looked at the camera and said "That is criminal". Jake looked at him phone and said "Me trying to find Sam's nipples".

I laughed and said "I love how he is squinting to find them". Jake looked at Sam and said "Your nipple boy". Sam looked at us and said "He is squinting so hard they can't see them anyways". Colby looked at him and said "Nipple boy". Aaron looked at us and "I found Sam's nipples and then lost them again".

Then I said "Corey is loud and nobody can stand him". Corey looked at us and said "THAT'S A FUCKING LIE". I looked at the camera and said "Oh definitely". Jake looked at us and said "Corey isn't loud he just screams". Corey looked at us and said "EXACTLY". I looked at the camera and said "If you really want to hear someone scream listen to Aaron playing fortnite".

Aaron looked at us and said "Fortnite is a really dumb game you know". Then Jake said "I've finally found something smaller Sam's nipples". I looked at Jake and said "That looks very confusing". Colby looked at us and said "Nipple boy". Then I said "Your gay". Corey looked at me and said "Oh that's bad".

Then Jake said "Everyone trying to find Sam's nipples". I looked at the camera and said "They are so hard to find that we needed to pull the Scooby doo gang to find them". Corey looked at Sam and said "Nipple boy". I looked at the camera and said "Why are these all about Sam's nipples like is this now a trend". 

Colby looked at me and said "Looks like it". Then I said "Jake is the Walmart version of Colby". Corey looked at us and said "I used to got to Walmart when I was a little kid". Sam looked at Jake and said "How are you a version of Colby". Jake looked at us and said "I might be a great value at Walmart but Colby's Kroger".

Corey looked at us and said "Oh". Then Jake said "Colby's emo because he has been alone for so long". I looked at them and said "Wouldn't that make me emo as well though". Aaron looked at me and said "Not true because we know you two hook up every Friday night". I looked at the camera and said "That is definitely a lie".

Jake looked at Colby and said "Show them you don't care". Colby looked at the camera and said "I don't give a fuck". Corey said "Look he doesn't care". Aaron looked at him and said "You show them". Then I said "Sam summons demons because he doesn't have real friends, I pulled that off my 51 year old uncle hates you all except Y/n"

I took a pause and said "Well thanks I guess". Jake looked at the camera and said "You can tell your uncle that he can kiss my ass". Colby looked at the camera and said "Yeah and he can't have Y/n". Sam looked at the camera and said "Colby's getting protective". I looked at the camera and said "Why is he watching us we are in our 20s and he's in his 50s".

Sam looked at the camera and said "Would you like to be our uncle we recently lost ours". Then Jake said "Aaron is too tall". I looked at Jake and said "I have to agree". Jake looked at the camera and said "See he is laughing at you". Then I said "Aaron is okay I guess". Aaron looked at us and said "My heart is broken". 

Then I said "When I showed my niece a picture of Colby she started crying". I looked at the camera and said "She obviously doesn't have taste then". Sam looked at us and said "New news Y/n and Colby are defending each other". Colby looked at me and said "Fuck the niece". I put my middle finger up and said "Fuck you".

Then Jake said "Are you sure you aren't Elton's replacement". I looked at the camera and said "You have to understand we had a spare room". Sam looked at him and said "You was pre Elton anyways". Then I said "Sam is so pale because he only comes out at 3AM, Dude they are calling you a ghost". 

Aaron looked at us and said "You're like a vampire, wait why am I pale then". Then Jake said "Corey thinks that his man bun is cool but it's not". Corey looked at us and said "They are lying I'm right aren't I Y/n". I looked at him and said "100% right". Sam looked at him and said "Cut it off". 

Corey looked at him and said "I'm not cutting it off". Then I said "The emo thing was cool in 2012 get over it". Colby looked at the camera and said "Y/n and I like being emo". Jake looked at him and said "Count me too". Corey looked at us and said "Me three my favourite band is Paramore". Then Jake said "I hope they stop selling his egg whites".

I looked at the camera and said "Okay that's random". Aaron looked at the camera and said "That is very mean because I use those to loose weight". Then I said "Okay this one is mean, Aaron is like homework no one does him". Aaron looked at the camera and said "By choice". Sam looked at Aaron and said "Is that why you was on tinder before this video".

Aaron looked at him and said "That was worse than the comment". Then Jake said "Aaron is bad at fortnite, sorry Aaron love you baby". I looked at the camera and said "If say sorry after a hate comment I don't consider it as a hate comment". Aaron looked at me and said "Oh girl same I agree". 

Then I said "Aaron take your egg whites and get out of my freaking face". Aaron looked at the camera and said "I'm sorry I was in your face". Jake looked at the camera and said "Aaron always put his egg whites in our faces". I looked at them and said "Yeah the yolk always ends up in our faces".

Corey looked at him and said "Dropping it like he doesn't care about it". Jake looked at the camera and said "So as you can see we don't care so like subscribe and bye".