Filming buddies

Am I possessed?

Colby made me sit down next to him in his room and said "So you know how I made Sam take that possession test". I nodded and sighed "Don't tell me you're gonna make me take one as well". He nodded as he laughed "Its just a precaution". I sighed "Just get on with it then". He nodded "First question are you a homosexual".

I shook my head "The last time I checked, I wasn't, but I don't get how that has anything to do with being possessed". He shrugged "Apparently a main symptom is having feelings for the same sex". I shrugged "I don't know about you, but I personally don't think this is legit". Colby looked at me "Its not a 100 percent thing, it more of a chance thing".

I shrugged "I don't know seems a bit fishy to me Colbs, but a question of mine is why are we doing this". He looked at me "The fans are worried that you are possessed, so we're are trying to prove you're not". I shrugged "Fair enough then". Then Colby said "Next question, there's a bible in that drawer, are you scared".

I shrugged "Probably concerned". Colby sighed "That cant be a good sign". I looked at him "Erm okay". Then Colby said "Since the last haunted video have you had any personality changes". I nodded "I've noticed that I've become a lot more tired, I'm not sure if that is possessive thing or not".

Colby nodded "Have you ever thought about hurting, killing or fighting someone". I shook my head "It would depend on the situation but I'd have to say no". Then Colby said "Have you had sudden fear that comes on the exact discernible moment". This confused me "I have no clue what this means so I'm gonna say no".

Colby looked at me and said "Oh, I read that wrong, its pretty much saying like sudden fear at like 3AM". I shrugged "If I have then I haven't noticed because I wouldn't think twice about it so I'd say no". Colby then said "Have you ever mutilated yourself, for example burnt yourself or punched any walls".

I thought for a moment "I did accidentally burn myself the other day, does that count?". Colby nodded "I'd say it counts". I sighed and said "Put that down then". Colby then said "Do you or have you ever hurt animals in a severe way". I shook my head "Of course not, Jesus if I did I wouldn't let myself live that down, I'd be crying none stop".

Colby nodded "Yeah, you fell over a bird the other day and I couldn't get you to stop crying because of how sorry you felt". I nodded "Well to be honest I feel like if you said yes to half of these questions there something definitely wrong with you and it isn't just possession". Then Colby said "Do you have uncontrollable urges of homosexuality, murder or torturing someone".

I shook my head "No, not that I recall". Colby sighed "So erm do you have panic attacks". I looked at him and said "Well yeah I do, but that's not really a unusual thing". Colby then said "Do you ever lie for no reason". I nod "Of course I do, I can tell you one, that happened before this video, you asked me if I was okay and I said yes, that was a lie".

Colby looked at me "Y/n why didn't you just say you wasn't". I shrugged "I'm okay now, and this isn't a lie". Colby nodded "Okay, last question, do you have night terrors or demonic figures in your room at night". I looked at him "I actually had sleep paralysis last night". He looked at me "Really".

I nodded "Haven't had that since I was 18". Colby nodded "The results say you are in fact demonically possessed". I chuckled "I don't think I would be demonically possessed, maybe mildly possessed". Colby laughed "It says there is a high chance you have a demon with you, it is recommended you apologies to God".

I sighed "Oh holy fuck, wait did you put yes for every one of those questions?". He laughed "No, but that would've been really funny, this is one percent your answers". I looked at him "I've just answered 10 questions and their conclusion is that basically a Priest needs to holy water my ass". He nodded "Pretty much what its saying".

I laughed "Its throwing out some crazy accusations". Colby looked at the camera "I guess we know now guys, this isn't how I wanted this video to turn out, I wanted it to say not possessed". I laughed "You can call this video 'taking a possession test gone wrong' mad clickbait".