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Today we was at the park and Colby came from behind a tree and said "Boo". I fake screamed and said "Oh fuck its the big Colbdick". We was all in frame for the video and whispered "Hey guys welcome back to my channel today we are doing a part three to calling random numbers and I bought another track phone and I found out how to work it".

The phone started talking making Brennen say "Oh shut up". I looked at Colby and said "You said you figured out how to work it however the phone still talks to us". Colby looked at us and said "So we've got a variety of different numbers for us to call". Brennen sighed and said "Oh my god".

I sighed and said "Why the fuck is the phone still talking". Colby looked at us and said "Well lets go over to that bench and call some numbers". We sat down on the bench and said "I'm fucking cold". Brennen looked at me and said "You've go Colby's hoodie and you're hoodie under that". I sighed and said "I have no clue why I'm cold I never get cold".

Colby looked at us and said "Do you think we should call Wrinkles the clown again". I looked at him and said "Why are we calling Wrinkles again". Colby looked at me and said "We're going to see if he'll answer us this time". Colby was typing in the number in and Brennen said "You guys don't understand how many ant- can you shut the fucking phone up".

I nodded and said "Yeah its starting to piss me off". Colby looked at us and said "I don't even think Wrinkles is a serial killer even though I think we said he was". I nodded and said "He just gets payed to scare kids". Colby looked at us and said "Isn't he like a 80 year old man why did he choose Wrinkles".

Brennen looked at us and said "Well maybe he's a little you know". I sighed and said "Oh okay then". Colby started the call and said "Come on answer me Wrinkles". It went to has answer phone making me say "Well I don't think Wrinkles likes you". It got to the point where you could leave a message and said "Hehehe I wanna suck your cock Wrinkles".

Then Colby said "Hey Wrinkles I said it before and I'll say it again come over anytime and suck my fat cock and I'll lick your lollipop". I looked at him and said "I feel bad for Wrinkles he probably feels so fucking harassed right now". Brennen laughed and said "Well it was funny".

Colby looked at us and said "Have you guys watched Carrie". I nodded and said "Of course I have I have every Stephen King book at the house". Colby looked at us and said "There is a number shown at the end of the movie and people have actually tried to call Carrie". I looked at him and said "Oh well that's cool".

We tried and it said the number was changed or disconnected. Brennen shook his head and said "Wow Carrie". Colby looked at us and said "Carrie be leaving me on hold like that". Brennen looked at us and said "I hate when these numbers don't dial no more". Colby looked at us and said "The next one is a clueless man, a secret message from a murder".

I looked at him and said "I don't know what to think about that one". When it hung up Colby looked at us and said "Yo that was kinda creepy". I looked at them and said "I have no clue of what just happened there". Brennen looked at me and said "So you understand it he technically said fuck off I don't know why you are ringing this number".

Colby looked at us and said "This one is a baby crying and a woman screaming". I looked at him and said "Doesn't identify what kind of screaming". Brennen looked at me and said "Still weird to put as a phone call". The phone told us to pick a language making Brennen say "Are we making her scream in Spanish".

It started saying things making me say "What is this I thought a woman was supposed to scream not a fucking quiz or some shit". It told him to press one to connect with hot singles. He looked at me and I nodded. It then said no one was available making me say "Lets turn this video to how many times does Colby's phone calls get denied".

Brennen nodded and said "Local singles don't want to speak to us". Colby then said "The next one there has been accounts that this number will call them back and the 'watcher' will stalk you". I looked at him and said "Do we really want a stalker right now". Brennen shook his head and said "Well probably not".

The call started and it was making strange noises making Colby say "What is it saying". I looked at him and said "Random numbers". There was then a goat like noise making Colby say "This one is creepy". It went on to leave a message and Colby said "Right listen here watcher, I know that you're watching".

I looked at him and said "Call back and write the numbers down". Colby rang back and said "It said 1 1 3 1 7 1 1 2 1 7". Brennen looked at us and said "This came up on google wanna call it". Colby nodded and rang the number. I sighed and said "We don't even know what this number is".

The call then said that the number had been logged and traced. I looked at them and said "I'm so glad that we didn't use our own numbers". Colby looked at us and said "What number did we even just call". Brennen shrugged and said "I don't know but it said our number was logged and traced".

I looked at him and said "Well at least we used a track phone". Colby looked at us and said "Anyways the next one is the UFO hotline". I laughed and said "Well that doesn't seem so scary". Brennen looked at us and said "I'm from North Carolina and I just saw one of them UFOs". Colby said "Yeah the one that look like banana dildos flying through the sky".

I laughed and said "Banana dildos". It went to answer phone and when it finished Colby shouted "I FOUND A FLYING SAUCER IN MY BACKYARD AND IT LOOKS LIKE A DILDO". I shook my head and said "The only thing I understood out of that statement was dildo". Brennen nodded and said "You're definitely not getting a call back bro".

Colby looked at us and said "Poor Paul is probably just at the workstation like god dang it". I looked at him and said "If I was Paul right now I'd want to end it all". Brennen looked at us and said "I respect Paul because he made a 20 minute long voicemail to get out the prank callers but not us, we waited through that".

Colby looked at us and said "He's probably like wait someone actually waited through my voicemail". I looked at him and said "And then he fucking hears about a flying saucer that looks like a fucking dildo". Brennen looked at us and said "Guys wait there's literally a guy between the trees and is staring right at us".

I looked at him and said "Is it the person who tracked and logged the number". Brennen shrugged and said "I don't know but its really creepy". Colby looked at us and said "He's just watching us". I looked at him and said "Its the creepiest thing ever because he's just alone in the dark looking right at us".

Brennen looked at us and said "Lets call the last number and get out of here". Colby looked at us and said "Well this one had no description". It answered and there was some noises making me say "Is anyone there". Colby looked at us and said "I'm gonna hang up this is boring". I looked at him and said "Sounds like weird moaning noises".

The phone hang up and Colby said "Okay lets go because that man has gone and I don't know where". I nodded and said "Yeah I don't feel safe anymore".


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