The Goddess Of What??? (Loki fanfic)

Chapter 3 - "Whatever, he eats garbage."

**SMUT WARNING**
Charlotte & Loki's POV

Charlotte and Loki appear at the entrance of the Bifrost dome. They both notice that Heimdall is not alone.

"Nat?" Charlotte asks surprised to see the Widow in Asgard.

"Hey," she gives them a small wave.

"What's going on?"

"When we received the message from Heimdall. I had to come to reply in person. Guys, Bruce is gone. He left a few hours after you did. We do not know where he is."

"But I do." Heimdall says.

"Where is he?"

"He is Knowhere."

"What he is nowhere?"

"He is in Knowhere. It's a location." Loki says with apprehension in his voice.

"Loki?"

"I have been there. It's not a pleasant place. The Collector is the keeper of the largest collection of interstellar fauna, relics and species in the galaxy. He is not a nice man."

"Why would Bruce go there?"

"Thanos, must need something from there." Loki theorizes.

"So we have to go there. Try to figure out what he wants."

"Darling, I'm afraid it's not that simple. We can't use the Bifrost to get there. We need a ship."

"Maybe I can help with that." Natasha says with a smirk. "Um, we met some new friends a few years back. You guys remember the Guardians?"

"Those morons?"

"Yeah, those morons saved a planet from behind destroyed. By the way."

"With a dance off!" Charlotte scoffs and rolls her eyes.

"Yeah, ok I'll give you that, but they do have a ship and Rocket owns me one."

"The racoon?"

"Technically, he is not a raccoon, you know." Nat says

"Whatever, he eats garbage." Charlotte replies to her sarcastically.

"Ok, so lets says the morons get us there. What next? We can't just walk in there like we own the place."

"Well, Darling, we actually might."

"What? How?"

"I might, let's say, have a close connection to the Collector."

"Loki, what does that mean?"

"Well, I have met him in passing and maybe flirted with him a bit. But that was a long time ago." Loki insists.

"What? Why?" Charlotte looks at him, surprised by her husband.

"To get what I needed from him. As I said, he posses the rarest collection of relics. One of those relics once belonged to Asgard and I was dared by Thor and his friends to retrieve it. And you know me?" he smiles and shrugs his shoulders.

"So what exactly did you do?" Charlotte frowns.

"I secured his trust, so I could steal the relic."

"I'm impressed," Nat says and winks at Loki.

"What did you steal?"

"Nothing of importance."

"Loki," Charlotte growls at him.

"The Warlock's Eye."

"Say what now?"

"It does not matter. It was not the real one."