Oof (Logicality)

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(Another one of my own.

Prompt: Logan and Patton go to a carnival.

Fluff (please do suggest some angst though)

Human AU

Love yall!)

The two glasses-wearing Sides walked through the carnival, one of them stuffing cotton candy into their face, the other picking cotton candy out of the first one's hair.

"LOGIE, LOOK! A RING TOSS!" shouted Patton, showing signs of an obvious sugar rush. "AND WE CAN WIN A GIANT FROG! OH PLEASE CAN WE TRY?" Patton looked at Logan with puppy dog eyes.

"The chances of winning that frog are, rare, to say the least."

"Oh please?"

"Fine. As long as we don't waste too much money and you're not upset when we don't get anyt-"

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

The two approached the stand.

"Lemme try first. After all, I am amazing at everything."

"STEP RIGHT UP! EVERY RING YOU LAND RAISES YOUR CHANCE TO WIN THIS FROG!" The person running the stand announced.

'Five dollars for 10 rings.' The sign near the stand read. Logan placed his 5 dollar note down, and began.

After many mathematical calculations, some practice shots and a very complicated plan to win, how many did Logan get in?


Answer: Absolutely none.

He tried again.

And again.

And again.

Still none.

By the time he eventually gave up he had spent around 30 dollars.

"ITS IMPOSSIBLE."

"Let me try." Patton, after calming down a bit, placed his 5 dollar bill down, and started playing.

He got them all first try. The vendor handed Patton the giant frog, while Logan stared, confused and slightly upset.

Patton, on the other hand, was elated. He full on started squealing like a child would when they got a new toy as a birthday gift.

"OMGLOGANTHANKYOUSOMUCHFORIT! ITSSOADORABLE! I LOVE YOU!" Patton kissed Logan on the cheek, then skipped away like nothing happened.

Logan stood there for a few seconds, holding the cheek Patton had kissed, blushing slightly.

Then he snapped back to reality.

"WAIT FOR ME PATTON!"

Hey! This is one of my shorter oneshots, but I think it came out pretty well, don't you?

Love ya!

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