(I just am a sucker for texting oneshots lol.
Ships: absolutely none, just everyone being platonic and Remus being sus towards Janus
Tw: Remus
There's like no plot, it's just texts lol.
Same format as the last texting thing.
Enjoy!)
TheBestSanders: What is up everyone!
PapaPatton: Hey Kiddo! 👋
LoganSanders: Must we do this so frequently?
TheBestSanders: There's literally only been one texting chapter before this
LoganSanders: That is true, but surely we have texted each other in between these two chapters?
TheatrePrince: Can you two stop breaking the second wall?
mcrLovEr: fourth* wall
TheatrePrince: If I say second wall, I mean second wall, Hot Topic.
mcrLovEr: geez, okay
LoganSanders: The amount of bad grammar in here is astonishing.
PapaPatton: Now now kiddos, be nice
TheBestSanders: So.
mcrLovEr: so what
pIcKLedPooLoGs: what the (blep) is going on
snekboi: Must you enter every conversation with a swear word?
pIcKledPooLoGs: OMG SNEKKY! HELLO MY TWO (blep)ED LOVE (figure it out bc I ain't explaining for Patton's sake)
~~~~awkward texting silence~~~~
snekboi: Thomas, do you feel bad for me now?
TheBestSanders: Yes Janus, yes I do.
pIcKledPooLoGs: Whi?
pIcKledPooLoGs: who*
PapaPatton: Who what?
pIcKledPooLoGs: Whose Janus
LoganSanders: Who is, or who's* Also, what do you mean?
TheatrePrince: Are you serious
pIcKledPooLoGs: coronary artery disease serious
snekboi: Yeah, I never told the Dark Sides my name before meeting you, Thomas. Then Virgil found out, so...
mcrLovEr: yeah...
TheatrePrince: YOU NEVER TOLD THEM?
snekboi: It wasn't that important
TheatrePrince: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
pIcKledPooLoGs: So your name is Janus?
snekboi: yes...
pIcKledPooLoGs: Is it pronounced like Janice or J-anus
pIcKledPooLoGs: ANUS PFFT
snekboi: Remus, shut up
LoganSanders: Technically, J-anus would be historically accurate to the Roman god, Janus.
TheatrePrince: Did someone say my name?
pIcKledPooLoGs: 🙄
PapaPatton: I'm going to bake now, anyone want something specific?
TheatrePrince: COOKIES
mcrLovEr: cookies are good
TheBestSanders: COOKIES
LoganSanders: CROFTERS!
snekboi: Cookies sound nice
pIcKledPooLoGs: pIcKledPooLoGs
mcrLovEr: what
pIcKledPooLoGs: that flavor deoerant
LoganSanders: deoderant* There's two 'd's.
pIcKledPooLoGs: PFFT HAHAHAHAHA XD
mcrLovEr: you walked into that logan
LoganSanders: I know.
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Sander Sides Oneshots And Stuff (REQUESTS ARE OPEN)
FanfictionThis is just a bunch of Sander Sides Oneshots. Age: 13-15+ TW: Angst, cussing, sexual references, gore, suicide references, the likes.
