Sander Sides Oneshots And Stuff (REQUESTS ARE OPEN)

Powers (No ships)

(This oneshot was inspired the stunning GiveMeMyOwn 's prompt.

Basically all the Sides get powers, and it's about the chaos that follows.

I think it's a crackfic

Tw: Swearing but it's all censored

Enjoy!)

Virgil's alarm clock rang. He turned around, hit the alarm clock to shut it up, and got up off the bed, sitting on it, legs dangling off it.

Well, that was strange.

Usually his feet touched the ground.

Still half asleep, Virgil looked over the side of the bed, his eyes widening.

Everything in his room was hovering in midair.

Suddenly, everything fell down, landing with a thud.

"Owww. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"

There was a knocking on Virgil's bedroom door, followed by the door falling down into the room, ripped off the wall by the hinges.

"What. Just. Happened." Patton said in shock.

"I have no freaking idea, Patton."

"Virgil! Are you ok? Why is your room so messy? Like, your wardrobe is tilted, the paintings in your room are on the floor, there are clothes everywhere, your drawer set is upside down," Patton said, listing off all the disturbed objects in the room.

"I also broke your door. Sorry."

Just then, they heard an obnoxiously high pitched shriek from the living room. They both walked into the room, to find Roman... holding a pizza?

"I just said, I really want pizza right now, and then BAM! Pizza in my hand! HOW?"

"I have one theory," said Logan, popping out of nowhere.

"GAH! WHAT THE HELL?"

Logan adjusted his glasses.

"It appears to me that Thomas is watching a Marvel movie, therefore everyone in his brain has powers."

"How does that-"

"Doesn't matter. Wait, where's Janus and Remus?"

As soon as those names were said, the two Dark Sides popped up.

"The (bleep)?"

"Language!"

"Sorry, Patton." Remus slapped a hand over his mouth. "Did I just say that?"

"Yes, you did."

"(bleep). Well, why did you dorks call us here?"

"It appears to me that everyone now has powers. So what are they?"

Everyone stared at each other in silence.

"Fine. Patton. You first."

"I'm assuming super strength because I accidentally broke Virgil's door while knocking on it." Logan wrote something on his notepad.

"Virgil, you?"

"When I woke up, everything was flying. So maybe telekinesis?"

"Janus?"

"I'm not sure yet."

"I see. Roman?"

"I can summon whatever I want. OMG I'M LIKE GREEN LANTERN! BUT I'M RED! RED LANTERN!"