Texting pt.3

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(Feeling uninspired, wrote 3 chapters for 'Liars', also got a giant migraine, so I'm making a part 3 of this.

The texts continue, with more breaking the fourth wall, Remus being an idiot and himself (there's your TW) and references to Loki S2 bc that made me cry.)

Also I'm in it too, it's not like a self-insert, it's just my pure frustration and lack of creativity.

And lack of sleep.

Another TW, me. Cheezy is unhinged.

Let's get to it.

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snekboi: Patton, are you done with the cookies? It's been 4 chapters and 3 months because the author is an idiot and forgot Wattpad existed.

TheatrePrince: Now THAT is a fourth wall break, Virgil.

mcrLovEr: shut up I don't care

-I,Cheese has removed snekboi from the chat-

-pIcKLedPooLoGs has added snekboi to the chat

I,Cheese: Remus, why.

pIcKLedPooLoGs: Because I csb.

I,Cheese: what

pIcKLedPooLoGs: cab*

pIcKLedPooLoGs: csn*

pIcKLedPooLoGs: CBN*

pIcKLedPooLoGs: CAN* (blep)ING (blep)

mcrLovEr: Remus, kindly shut the (blep) up.

PapaPatton: Cookies are ready!

~~~~Awkward texting silence~~~

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~~~~Awkward texting silence~~~

TheatrePrince: Patton, buddy, you okay?

PapaPatton: I dunno what happened.

LoganSanders: Do not* or don't*

I,Cheese: Oh great, it's the (blep)ing language police.

PapaPatton: LOGIE HIIIII!

LoganSanders: Ah, yes, hello Patton.

PapaPatton: I BOUGHT YOU A JAMMY SUPRISE!!!

LoganSanders: You didn't...

PapaPatton: I DIDDDDD! I BROUGHT YOU CROFTERRRSSSS!

LoganSanders: I am too elated at the moment to correct your grammar. Thank you Patton.

I,Cheese: This is dumb.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 03, 2023 ⏰

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