Sander Sides Oneshots And Stuff (REQUESTS ARE OPEN)

Backstory pt 2 (no main ships)

(I felt the NEED to do this.

But idk why I did it, so DON'T JUDGE.

It was purely for fun.

And I need more angst in my life.

This takes place right after where we left off from earlier.

Minor ships: Demus, Logicality, Prinxiety, although not specified in the story, they still are the ships.

Crack/fluff

Enjoy!)

(Still Everett pov)

I watched as the two left the dimly lit room. "Guys? GUYS? I'M STILL IN HERE! GUYSSSSS!" Remus came rushing back.

"Oops. Forgot, sorry babes." He undid my bonds and we walked out.

*****
I sat at the table. Yes, there was a living room.

"So all I know about you is your names. What do you represent?" I pondered.

"My child, we don't even know your name," Janus said, rather creepily. "Would you like to tell us, or what?" He said, crossing his legs.

"Oh, sorry, how could I forget! My name's Everett. I represent Thomas' Memory. Pleased to meet you!"

"I'm Remus, as you already know." He got up from the leather couch he was sitting on and bowed dramatically. "I represent Creativity!"

"I thought that was Roman?"

Janus answered. "You see, Roman's the 'pink fluffy unicorns' of Thomas' Creativity, as well as his ego-"

"Makes sense."

"-and his romantic side."

"I, on the other hand, am more, interesting."

"How so?"

"Let's see. Hmm. I know! FETUS IN A BLENDER THAT IS ON!" Remus 'simply' stated.

"Oh god EUGH!" I cringed. "Intrusive Thoughts, got it. You?" I said, looking at Janus.

"Deceit, and Self Preservation, so I'm pretty important, yknow."

"Now, the big question is....HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" Remus suddenly came up into my face.

"GAH! Umm, a tunnel? Like Coraline came into the Other World."

"What?"

"Y'know, Coraline! That kids movie which was basically a horror movie!"

"Oh yeah, I remember!" Janus said.

"A lie?" I asked.

"A lie." He responded.

There was silence for a few seconds.

"I have a private question."

"Shoot."

"Was Virgil a Dark Side?"

The two Dark Sides stared at me in shock.

"How did you know?"

"Just assuming. He wears black, you wear black, all the Light Sides where bright/white clothes, so I just assumed."

"Yeah, he left us. We need another person." They need another person.

They need another person.

THEY NEED ANOTHER PERSON.

"So, would you like to joi-"

"YES YES YES I WANNA JOIN!"

(Meanwhile)

"WHERE THE (blep) IS EVERETT!?" Patton screamed.

"Patton swears?"

"MY CHILD IS GONE!" Patton sat on the floor, crying.

Virgil put a comforting hand on Patton's shoulder. "Pat, we'll find them, 'kay?"

"Will we?"

"We will." Logan and Roman chorused, standing behind each shoulder of Virgil.

"We will find them, promise."

"I SWEAR ON MY TRUSTY SAMURAI SWORD!" Roman declared.

"They're not in the Light Sides section of the Mind Palace." Patton stated.

"Have you checked everywhere?" Virgil stressed.

"YES!"

"Then there's only one place they could have gone."

The Four Sides cringed together.

"Dark Sides."

"You guys ready for an adventure?"

(Seems like a nice place to end the oneshot.

And yeah, that's the END of the miniseries.

I'm very uninspired, and my writing style is disintegrating.

So if y'all have any ideas, PLEASE REQUEST.

Unless it's smut.

Okay bye patties!)