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Moving (Break-Up Pt 2) (Royality, Analogical)

(The title is as long as a Panic!At The Disco song title, so I deeply apologise.

Pt 2 of Break-Up, inspired by the stunning _Oatmeal___837.

Y'all know the drill by now.

Non-binary Virgil bc yes

Angst/fluff

Tw: Cussing, yelling, sexual references (if you count cheating as a sexual reference)

Enjoy!)

"Hey, uh, Virgil, how are you?"

"Not bad, could be worse."

"Oh! What's wrong?" Patton said, trying to hold back his tears so Virgil didn't hear and worry through the phone call.

"Ah, just a job offer Logan lost. Apparently he was too 'uptight'?"

"That... makes a little sense." Patton chuckled.

"True, true."

"Listen, uh, Virgil, can you like, umm, pick me up?"

"From where?"

"Oh, just the apartment. You fine at coming at like 4 in the morning?"

"Patton, we are the dynamic duo, of course I don't mind. I'll be there in a bit."

"Thanks." Patton cut the call, and within 10 minutes, Virgil had reached. Which was strange as he lived 40 minutes away.

Virgil rolled down the window.

"Get in loser, we're going to my place." They pulled out their shades from nowhere, then put them on dramatically.

Patton smiled. He got up from his huddled position on the pavement and got into the car.

"PopStar, what's wrong?" Virgil asked after Patton was securely seat-belted and comfy, and they were driving.

"Ah, it's ok."

"Patton, I've known you for over 6 years now. I know when you're upset. Whoever upset you, I'm getting Remus to attack them with Abbadon." (Y'all know who Abbadon is by now, right?)

"Ah, it's just that Roman and me broke up."

Virgil stopped the car abruptly, causing Patton and themself to lurch forwards.

"Hey!"

"WHAT!"

"Yeah, we broke up."

"THAT SON OF A BITCH. What happened?"

"He...kinda..cheated on me."

"THAT ASSHOLE! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING REMUS!" Even though Patton desperately protested, Virgil dialed Remus and asked him to 'sort things out'.

Ehe.

Anyway, Virgil offered Patton to stay at their's and Logan's house until Pat got back onto his feet again, and Pat happily complied.

(Patties, I'm making a part 3! GET READY FOR SOME MOXCIET!

I really tried my best, but yeah. Could have been better.

Have a good day, my patties!)