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Fanfiction Pt.2 (Intrulogical)

(I'm writing a fanfiction, about a guy who is writing fanfiction.

What has my life come to.

Anyway, here's part two!

Crack/fluff

Tw:Swearing, sex references

Enjoy!)

Well, gossip spread like wildfire. I guess the logical thing to have done was kill Remus, but I didn't think of that, and plus, that would need more explanation than the fanfic.

We were all sitting in the living room when I found out.

I walked in, and everyone stared at me, suppressing their laughter.

"What's going on?" I asked, confused.

Patton started giggling, Roman chuckled annoyingly, Virgil just smiled at me, Janus sipped his wine, and Remus flashed a smug grin at me.

"You didn't." I said to Remus.

"I did." He responded, then dashed off.

"REMUS SANDERS, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL BE IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE!"

"I'M SORRY DADDY! I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY!" Remus called back. I stood still for a second, repulsed by the statement, then continued tracking him down.

We ran into the Mind Palace, Remus ahead, me quick on his tail.

I feel like Sherlock.

NO TIME TO FANGIRL OVER SHERLOCK, LOGAN.

I ran into a dark room, not being able to see anything around me. I had a few matches in my pocket. I striked on, and was immediately greeted by Remus' creepy but adorable smile.

"GAH! What?"

"Mind saying why you came into my room?"

"This is your room? Why is it so dark?"

"To represent the darkness of my soul." Remus said, matter-of-factly.

"I came to get revenge on you, but it's 4 o'clock now, so my favorite news channel is on. Bye!"

I started walking to the door, when I slipped and fell. I waited for my face to hit the ground. But that didn't happen. I felt someone pull my arm up and twirl me around.

"You good?" He said, still holding onto my waist, making us pretty close to one another. I felt my face heat up, and it was good it was dark, otherwise Remus would have seen.

"Y-Yeah I'm good!" I smiled.

We stared into each other's eyes, adoringly.

"Your eyes are so beautiful." Remus commented.

"Your lips look so pretty." I said, absent-mindedly. Then I realised, and became flustered.

Remus smirked. "Wanna taste them?"

I nodded. Oops.

Remus placed his lips on mine, and kissed me. He was gentle, but firm, as if he was hungry but didn't want to hurt me. I melted into the kiss, feeling him smile.

After a few minutes, we broke apart, looking at each other lovingly in the dim light of the dying matchstick.

The lights flicked on, the four others Sides at the doorway, Virgil recording.

I spluttered in embarrassment. "W-w-what?"

Remus laughed, trying to hide his reddening face.

"Congrats! Ooh! When's the first date? When are you getting married? HOW MANY KIDS?!" Patton bombarded us excitedly with questions.

"Hopefully soon, no idea, like 2?" Remus said, answering all the questions in a jokey matter. Roman came to Remus and pat him on the back.

"Congrats brother, you've made the nerd go crazy." He chuckled.

"I'm showing this to Thomas." Virgil said, sprinting out of the room with his phone.

"VIRGIL, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're done!

Hope yall enjoyed!

Q: how's life y'all?

Take it easy, patties!)