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Texting (Logicality, Demus)

(Hey, sorry about the random oneshots. This one is a texting one.

I've just lost my train of thought. I can't think of any other oneshots to do, sorry. Do enjoy this chaotic texting fic tho.

Tw: Remus. That's all I can say

Oh and maybe Janus

The usernames speak for themselves:)

Enjoy!)

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TheBestSanders added PapaPatton, LoganSanders (I believe he would definitely just put his whole name), TheatrePrince, mcrLovEr, pIcKLedPooLoGs and snekboi

mcrLovEr: thomas, why are we here

TheBestSanders: I thought it would be fun?

mcrLovEr: i mean, i guess... (Virgil is one of those people who always type in lowercase for the aesthetic. He also hardly uses punctuation)

TheatrePrince: OMG WE NEED SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

mcrLovEr: like what

TheatrePrince: I don't know....Me?

pIcKLedPooLoGs: Ni, periodt (Remus is the one to have deleted autocorrect bc it disabled all their curses. So they text terribly)

LoganSanders: You guys have terrible grammar.

PapaPatton: HEY LOGIE 👋 👋👋

LoganSanders: ...

LoganSanders: Hello Patton.

PapaPatton: Seriously? Patton?

LoganSanders: That's not your name?

PapaPatton: Yknow what I mean

PapaPatton: My nickname!

LoganSanders:...

LoganSanders:... Hello, Pancake.

PapaPatton: EEEEEEEEEEH (the sheer joy)

snekboi: What is going on?

pIcKLedPooLoGs: OMG HELLO SNEKY!

snekboi: Yknow I absolutely love that name!

pIcKLedPooLoGs: your username is @snekboi.

snekboi: BC YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE USERNAME, BISH.

PapaPatton: Jam, as much as I love you, NO SWEARING.

pIcKLedPooLoGs: HOW COME I GOT NO LOVE PATTON! YOU SAID YOU LOVED DECIET, WHAT ABOUT ME?

TheatrePrince: Ree, calm down.

pIcKLedPooLoGs: IS IT BC HE HAS 2 (D)'S OR SMTH?

TheBestSanders:..

LoganSanders:...

mcrLovEr:...

TheatrePrince:...

snekboi: SHUT THE HELL UP REMUS!

mcrLovEr: 😏😏😏

PapaPatton: What do you mean, 'D'? 'snekboi' has no D's in it

pIcKLedPooLoGs: Not yet.

-snekboi has removed pIcKLedPooLoGs from the chat-

-TheBestSanders has added pIcKLedPooLoGs to the chat-

snekboi: Why

TheBestSanders: Yall are dating?

pIcKLedPooLoGs: NI

snekboi: OF COURSE NOT!

pIcKLedPooLoGs: NO* GODDAMIT (Me when Whatsapp autocorrects my slang words)

pIcKLedPooLoGs: It's just that he's a snake, that's why.

pIcKLedPooLoGs: I'm not explaining further for the sake of Patton's innocence.

mcrLovEr: thomas, i ask you again, why are we here

TheBestSanders: I thought this would help us bond.

snekboi: Great idea Thomas

LoganSanders: PLEASE USE PROPER GRAMMAR, YOUR GRAMMAR IS ATROCIOUS!

mcrLovEr: whatever

Hey y'all! Well, that was chaotic. Pretty short, but chaotic, I think.

Did yall enjoy?

Have a good day/morning/afternoon/evening/night y'all!

Love y'all!