Sander Sides Oneshots And Stuff (REQUESTS ARE OPEN)

Pancakes (Intruality)

(Based on that random sentence I said last chapter, but not exactly.

Prompt: Remus is making pancakes for Patton!

Fluff/crack

Tw: Swearing

Enjoy!)

"Happy Birthday Patton!" Remus said, as cheerfully as he could muster.

"Aww kiddo, thanks!" Patton had just woke up, and Remus had made him breakfast in bed; a big stack of oddly-shaped pancakes, drizzled in honey (because Patton preferred honey to maple syrup bc "WINNIE THE POOH LIKES HUNNY") and a small square of butter on the stack.

Remus carried it on a grey cat-themed tray, along with some orange juice, and some blue cornflowers in a small glass, acting as a vase.

"Enjoy breakfast!" Remus said.

"Did you make the kitchen a mess again, kiddo?"

"Oh, nah, it's fine." Remus walked out of the room, smiling.

Was it?

(Three hours ago)

'Okay, pancake time for Patton,' Remus thought. 'This is Patton's favourite breakfast recipe. He'll love this!' It was the dad of the house's birthday. (In this, the three light sides don't have the same birthday.) The other Sides were gonna go out with them for lunch for Patton's birthday, then out to Disneyland because Walt Disney World was nearby. I mean, they're all Floridian!

"Okay, let's do this." The Duke muttered.

Our raccoon man got out the self-raising flour, baking powder, eggs, caster sugar, milk and honey instead of maple syrup.

"Okay, weigh the flour, add it to large bowl." Remus said, summarizing the first part of the second step.

The first step was about pancetta, but what the hell was pancetta.

Also, it was optional, so it was fine.

He weighed the flour and added it in carefully as he could.

Which clearly wasn't enough, since he managed to spill flour everywhere. The kitchen had become a white powdery mess.

"Ah, I'll clean that later. Put sugar, salt and baking soda." That one was easy enough.

"Crack eggs, whisk till smooth, add milk and honey while mixing." He took out the eggs, accidentally dropping 2 on the ground.

"Shit!" At least they had 8 more. Props to Logan for getting a good deal and buying 10 eggs.

He carefully put the eggs in and whisked the batter, turning the whisk on before putting it into the bowl.

Big mistake.

Flour flew everywhere, along with sugar. Remus quickly turned it off, muttering an 'ah (F-word) face' (get the reference?) before continuing, this time putting the whisk in the bowl first, remembering to add the milk and honey.

The rest of batter making went smoothly, and it tasted pretty good.

Next; frying.

A quote to summarize it: 'oops.'

He got out the pan, added a drizzle of oil, and turned on the hob.

The pan sizzled violently. Remus added the pancake batter, which made the oil splutter.

The pancake was coming out pretty good, even though it was deformed as hell. Flipping time!

He grabbed the handle, and flipped the pancake high into the air.

Suddenly he heard a SPLAT. Looking up, he saw the pancake stuck to the ceiling.

"Oops."

Right, no more flipping it like that!

Let's try again.

Nope, too burnt.

Next?

Burnt again.

Good thing he had plenty of batter.

Okay, let's try this again.

Moment of truth.

The pancake flipped, and stuck the landing! Finally! It was perfect!

He make a stack of pancakes, drizzled honey on it and added butter.

Remus slapped his head.

He forgot the plate.

He arranged the food properly, set the tray, and carried the tray up to Patton's room, still covered in flour and batter.

(End of flashback)

Remus stared at the messy kitchen. A few pancakes hung onto the ceiling, the eggs were still on the floor, honey too, and the flour in the room was everywhere.

"Time to get cleaning, I guess."

(Hello y'all!

Before y'all ask, I have tried to make pancakes before, and this was basically my experience.

Link for pancake recipe:

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/fluffy-pancakes

Enjoy the pancakes!

Have a good day y'all!)