3:45, 3/18/23

The Day I Met Your Parents

   "Baaad I haven't brushed my teeth yet!", bad groans as he hears dream, his younger brother, complain.

Bad opens the door,"Sorry,"

Sapnap pops up from behind dream,"Whats up? You seem upset.", sapnap frowns. Not liking when people are upset, makes him also sad.

"I told skeppy he could meet mom and dad.", bad lowers his voice," Y'know how they are."

"Dumbass.", sapnap scoffs. "But, ill go tell them to be on their best behavior. Skeppy knows how we act, right? No gay stuff."

"I promise, he knows their homophobic, he knows how to act. If he doesn't, I'll go bug him at school-"

Their younger sister, Calista, tugs on bads sleeve,"Mom said to hurry up. Don't worry, I already told them!", Calista smiles, showing her missing tooth. She got twenty bucks for one single tooth. Lucky.

"Okay!", sapnap nudges bad, bad gets out the way. "HURRY UP DREAM!"

Bad hears dream yell back, he shrugs and gets everyone's backpack. Dream and sapnaps backpacks are weird. Sapnaps is hanging by a few threads. Dreams is plain tan. Eh, he doesn't judge... most of the time.

Bad hands his brothers their bags, he sees his sister getting in their mothers car. Bads glad he has his own car, yea it's bought with the money his biological mom gave him, but she wouldn't have gave him that money for useless stuff. He sees dream and sapnap, not in his car. "Get in, or I'm leaving you guys,"

They instantly get in. Fighting for shotgun. Sapnap won somehow. He's younger then dream, by the way.

-

Bad walks to his car, with skeppy. They've talked about it. Dream and sapnap get a ride from bads friend, Hannah. Skeppy drops off his car, and goes with bad to his house.

Skeppy walks back from his house. Nervously fidgeting with his hands, he gets in,"Bad I'm scared."

Bad rolls his eyes light heartedly,"Didn't you want to do this?", he looks at skeppy,"We can cancel?"

"No, it's okay. They're probably waiting."

"Mhm, remember, no gayness. No cursing, you don't have to talk much. Either me or my siblings will talk."

"Good. I am terrified of your family right now."

Bad giggles, he starts driving.

Skeppy checks his phone every second or so. It's 3:34 right now. Their driving in a neighborhood, bad said he lives away from there. In just a field, apparently. "Bad?"

"Hm?", bad looks over, only for a bit. Before looking back.

"When are we there?", skeppy asks in a tone, like a child going on a roadtrip.

Bad chuckles,"Ten minutes or so, my house is far.", his phone buzzes,"I think that's sapnap. Can you answer him? First ask if he's near our parents before being you."

Skeppy laughs,"Okay, okay."

Sapnap⚽️

R u guys close??

R U NEAR UR PSRENTS

Hi skeppy
No

OKAY
10 MINUETS
WE R CUMING
SORRY VELVETS GOYTEN TO ME

WHOS VELVET??
I FORGOT😭😭

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