And I'd Rather Be Normal, Yes, So Normal

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Sapnap centered chapter!!
All the jokes made are ONLY jokes. They are fifteen.

   God, sapnap really wishes he was like the popular kids at school. Sure he's popular, but he isn't normal. He shouldn't be in his room, locking himself in because he doesn't want his parents finding him smiling at his phone like an idiot.

Karl😻

BRO I GOT REJECTED BY PINEAPPLE

WHO THE FUCK IS PINEAPPLE!?!

MY CRUSH STUPID

Still no clue🤷‍♂️

DAMN I GOTTA SAY HER LEGAL NAME
NATALIE MILLER
FROM SCIENCE??

OHHHH
Wait she rejected YOU?!?!
BROOO NO WAY

R u calling me hot😍😍😍

Maybe😘😘😘😫😫😫😫

Uh

Me to you

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Me to you

WBAT
WOAH THERE BUDDY🤚

Sorry autocorrect☹️

Don't worry kitten, daddy doesn't
mind😈😈🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴

WBAT

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LAUGHED OUT
LOUD MY PARENTS HEARD

LOSER😍

STFU U FUCKING DISCORD KITTEN.

IM UR DISCORD KITTEN
🤓☝️

BRO IM GONNA GET A WHOOPIN RN IS NOT THE TIME BUDDY BRO

Whoops🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

BITCH.

Woah call me that again
Makes me feel some type of way...
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴

Oh I didn't get a whooping
BRB gonna make us a sex Playlist
Playlist 4 sex

WOAH
TY DADDY❤️❤️

Ok kitten
The Playlist is done😈😈😈

I'm listening rn
DANG U PUT THE DUCK SONG IN HERE
IM HORNY RN

I knew I added the right songs

Cum over
Parents rnt here🥵🥵

Cum overParents rnt here🥵🥵

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Pinterest picture😡😡
Kitten.. r u lying😡

Wait u want me to actually show u
my dick
I'll do it🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

NO THATS OKAY
DADDYS NOT MAD

Ur choice🤷‍♂️
Already took the picture but okay☹️

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God, after all that. Who knew sapnap could still be calm. What the fuck does karl mean, he took the picture? It's just jokes. The only reason he's taking it seriously is because... he has a fucking crush on his bestfriend. Who is he supposed to tell!

He really wishes he could tell karl. He wishes karl wasn't straight. He literally has no one to ask. Bad can't pull, except skeppy. Plus, he can't just ask bad,"Hey you have a secret boyfriend I know about, I have a crush I need help", he can't just say that. Right?

What if he's wrong? What I'd bad is single? He has to get Calista to ask him. He has to bring it up. He needs to know. He'll say it, calistas not a snitch. Not on her brothers.

He can't ask dream, yes dream is his brother. What if he's homophobic though?? He can't just risk himself getting outted. Though baseball is a very gay sport.. he plays football as well. Who knows. He just knows he can't say anything unless he finds out of they are homophobic or not.

Title from: Love, me normally, by Will Wood
500 words, sorry for the short chapter!!

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