𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙸𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝚂𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚂𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚕 <𝟹

Incorrect Quotes

Yes incorrect quotes cuz why not.

Sae complaining abt life at 18.
Sae: Adulting is hard.
Sae: How do I quit?
Rei: Time travel.
Rin: Die.

Sae: All in all, it was a 100% successful trip.
Rei: But we lost Rin???
Sae: All in all, it was a 100% successful trip! 

Sae: But who gets which pencil?
Rin: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Rei gets the broken one and you don't get one because you can go to hell.

Rei: I think Rin is in trouble.
Sae: Alright. Struggling to care, if I’m honest.

Sae: What are you two arguing about this time?
Rin: She's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Rei: Cry me a table, Rin.

Sae: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Rin: We have three actually-
Rei: Pick your favorite.

Rei: Rin won’t come out of his room!
Sae: Just tell him I said something.
Rei: Like what?
Sae: Anything factually incorrect.
Rei, shrugging: If you say so.
Rin, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Sae: Rei! What did I tell you about lying?
Rei, looking down: ...That it only works on Rin.

Sae: Rin, I know you love Rei. I mean, we all do, she's a very nice person and I love her immensely.
Sae: But she's a complete fool.
Rei, in the distance: WHO SAID FOOD?

Rei: Can I get an ice cream?
Rin and Sae: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Rei: Can I p l e a s e get an ice cream?

Sae: Why does Rei always do the laundry so loudly?
Rin: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Rei, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

Rei: Why would anyone want to harm Sae?
Rin: Maybe because they met him?

Rin & Rei:*Playing video games*
Sae: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Rin: *silence*
Rei: *silence*
Sae, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Rin & Rei in shame: Yeah...

Sae: Yesterday, I overheard Rin saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Rei replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Rin: How did you break your leg?
Rei: Do you see those porch stairs?
Rin: Yes.
Rei: I didn't.

Rei: :)
Rin: >:(
Rei: Turn that frown upside down!
Rin: ):<
Rei: Not sure what I was expecting...

Rei: Are you busy?
Rin: No.
Rei: Want to do something?
Rin: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

Rei: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Sae: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

Rei: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Sae: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

Sae: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing its name to Rei.

*Rei sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Sae: I ain’t reading all that.
Sae: I’m happy for you tho.
Sae: Or sorry that happened.

Rin and Rei: you ruin everything!
Sae: You're welcome.

Rin: HELP! I TOLD REI I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Sae, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Rin: I trust Rei
Sae: You think she knows what she's doing?
Rin : I wouldn't go that far.

Rei : If Rin and I were drowning, who would you save?
Sae: You two can’t swim?
Rin: It’s a hypothetical question, nii-chan! who would you save?
Sae: my time and effort.

Rei : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Rin: You’re a hazard to society
Sae : And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Rin : We need a distraction.
Sae: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Rei , whispering: My time has come

Sae : In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Rin: *turning to Rei * How tall are you?

Rei: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Rin: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Rei: Yes!
Sae: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Rei: What time is it?
Rin: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Rin: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Sae: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Rin: It’s 2 am

Sae: While I’m gone, Rei, you’re in charge.
Rei: Yes!!!
Sae , whispering: Rin , you’re secretly in charge.
Rin: Obviously.

Rin: What if we press the brake and gas at the same time?
Rei: The car takes a screenshot.
Sae: For the last time, Get. OUT.

Rin: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Rei: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Sae: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Sae: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Rin: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Rei: Smad.

Rin: If you had to choose between Rei and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Sae: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Rei: Sae !
Rin: 63 cents.
Sae: I'll take the money.
Rei: SAE !!!

Mom: I know you snuck out last night, Rei.
Rin: Play dumb!
Rei: Who's Rei?
Rin: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

*The squad is having dinner together*
Rei : Rin, can you pass the salt?
Rin: *Throws Sae across the table*

Author-san's note:
I'd like to apologize from now but I might take a bit of a long break but maybe not idk I just need to get the ideas I have in mind together but hopefully I won't be away for that long

Also I just put my most angst story ever it's one ch and abt the itoshis it's called regrets, itoshi sae. There's no rei in the story it's just abt sae and rin 😩

And and I'm sorry this is long but I wanna say I really really really really really appreciate u guys are amazing and really supportive especially the comments keep me laughing and making my day ngl so thank u so much again to everyone for the votes reads and comments <33