1.
Minho: Equipment secure?
Felix: Check.
Minho: Weapon loaded?
Felix: Check
Minho: Did you have breakfast?
Felix: What? That's not on the list!
Minho: I added it because I care about you!
Felix: No. I did not have breakfast...
Minho: Unacceptable! Check your pocket.
Felix, pulling out a granola bar: Hey! There's little chocolate chips in this!
Minho: Yeah, I'm not an idiot
Felix: ?
Minho: I know how to trick my best friend into eating their fiber.
Felix: ...
2.
Felix pet chicken, Bbokkari, died. Sobbing, the boy sits at its grave.
Chan: Take as long as you need.
Felix: What if I take forever?
Chan: Then I'll wait forever; there to hold you and dry your tears.
3.
Felix: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant...
Seungmin, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO FRIENDLY? There's no pleasing you!
Jisung who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Seungmin: Coming right up!
4.
Jisung: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Felix: Aww-
Jisung: With 2 straws, I can drink it twice as fast!
5.
Felix: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Seungmin: Crouches down
Hyunjin: Kneels
Jisung: Sits on the floor
Felix: I hate all of you!
6.
Felix: Last week, Jeongin tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
7.
Chan: There are 5 chairs and 8 members. What do you do?
Hyunjin: Have everyone stand.
Felix: Bring three more chairs!
Seungmin: The most important ones can sit down.
Minho: Kill three.
8.
Felix: I'm good really there's no need to fuss!
Changbin: Good? Your leg is broken! Now sit down so I can take you to the hospital.
9.
Felix: I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something.
10.
Hyunjin: Here you go Felix, a nice hot cup of chocolate!
Felix: Oh, it's cold.
Hyunjin: Nice cup of chocolate.
Felix: It's horrible!
Hyunjin: Cup of chocolate.
Felix: I'm not even sure this is chocolate...
Hyunjin: Cup.
11.
Felix: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Minho: loads shotgun I got this.
Felix: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
12.
Felix: We have a problem.
Seungmin: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
13.
Felix: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
14.
Felix: Chan told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
15.
Felix: I can't sleep.
Hyunjin: Come sleep with me.
16.
Felix: HOW DARE YOU?!
Chan: Felix we've been over this. (pointing at the chicken wings) This is not him.
Felix: YOU ARE EATING MY SON!
Chan: I give up.
Authors note: I had this in my drafts so here you go yay
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Straykids Oneshots
Fanficjust an archieve of our sunshine Felix being loved and taken care of. ⚠️this is merely fictional and does not portray the reality. this is for entertainment and that's it.⚠️
