Naruto is (not) an idiot [RECONTINUED!]

CH.12

Naruto sat in a meditation pose, two tails sticking out from his body.

"Ok, Kurama. How are we going to do this?" Naruto over 3 weeks had mastered two tails but had yet to master 3 tails, only control them.

"The key is to sink your chakra with mine. I have no idea whether or not you'll transform like other jinchuriki." Naruto nodded and began to circulate his chakra the same way Kurama was.

I thought that the bulk of the problem was emotion control, but doing this circulation exercise is helping...

Naruto opened his eyes, comfortable. "I guess the chakra must've disappeared huh? Was I too calm-"

"Kit! Look at yourself!!" Kurama had never seen someone do the process properly

I guess all of those lessons with Hiruzen paid off...

Naurot lept off his feet, making sure not to break concentration...

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" Naruto screamed. Upon screaming, both Hiruzen and an Anbu Naruto had never seen before jumped down.

The sight they saw shocked both of them.

"NARUTO!!" Hiruzen ran up to Naruto to check on him, the anbu beside him began to perform hand signs till Hiruzen stopped him.

"Are you all right? Do you have control? How do you feel?" Naruto heard the questions from his sensei's mouth, making him feel slight comfort in his worry. He quickly snapped out of his thoughts and answered.

"I'm completely fine. I think I may have merged my chakra with Kurama's. I feel... strange..." The third Hokage saw a blush on Naruto's cheeks and was confused till he saw his body react.

"The transformation is screwing with your hormones... Well shit." He looks to the Anbu and gives a nod.

The anbu does some hand signs and shouts.

"Wood Release! Wooden Pillars of Suppression!" 9 Pillars pop up around Naruto and begin to surround him in chakra... which does nothing.

"Well... Shit." All three of them say in unison.

"I guess this is a thing now... better tell the council. Naruto, I would avoid the villagers, I don't want you to get hurt... or rather hurt them... (not that I would complain)." Naruto heard that last part and chuckled.

Hiruzen rustled Naruto's crimson/blond hair and sent him home.

Naruto shunshined home, put up dozens of sealing seals around his apartment, and closed his blinds and curtains.

No one could get in, no one could look in. Unless they're anbu or higher...

Naruto looks into the mirror on his makeshift dresser.

Naruto is around 4 inches taller. His eyes are spiked slightly and have thinned in certain spots, making them very similar to a fox. His fingernails have completely turned into claws, with his hair staying blond, but having a deep crimson on the roots. The most prevalent change was his new limbs...

The man had tails. TAILS

"I wonder if Haku will think I'm cute..." Naruto smiles at the thought of Haku cuddling his three crimson tails, gently petting the blond tips.

"Isn't that a given?" Naruto heard Haku's voice from behind his ear, scared him half to death.

"KAMI!! Oh... Haku doesn't scare me like that-!" Naruto was cut off when Haku tackled him to the couch and started nuzzling his tail.

They're more sensitive than I thought... Naruto was almost convinced to tell Haku to stop when Haku froze.

"N-N-N-Naruto..." Haku's eyes were bulging out of his skull.