The states!

Well Crap

Quick thing every state but the 13 colonies ages range from 10-15. The 13 colonies ages are like 15-25 got it? Once again Google translated languages plus Hawaii is 9 Alaska is 10 thats about it. (I wasn't sure if the ages mattered but you do you I guess.)

Except from the peeps featured
Tennessee, Texas, Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, Alaska, Hawaii, Washington, America, Russia (ITS MENTIONS OF HIM) mentions, Japan, and Iwoa.

Tennessee, at school: do you ever stare at a word so hard that you think its spelled incorrectly? And the the words around it start looking like that too? Do you try to convince yourself that that's how its spelled after that? Can someone tell me
at least how to avoid this? Or delay it?!
Texas: UHHHHHHHH
Kentucky: Hmmhmm try to not stare at it to long? Only read your paragraphs when you're about to turn it in?
Tennessee: Thanks Kentucky! *hugs*
Kentucky: oh uh your welcome? *hugs back*
Texas: THAT WASN'T EVEN REALLY ADVICE!
The teacher: Texas! No yelling!

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Alabama: Ya know what,
Kentucky: what?
Alabama: It would be cool if Canada and dad made out.
Kentucky: dude wtf
Texas: y'know what would be even better? If dad and Russia made out.
Alaska:
Alaska: W h y

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Alaska (in the middle of a argument): Я бы хотел, чтобы вы все могли, БЛЯТЬ, ЗАТКНИСЬ!
Hawaii: Well that's not very nice!
(I wish you all could FUCKING SHUT UP!)
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Florida: Hey TN!
Tennessee : Yes Florida?
Florida : Want to meet my Rattlesnake?
Tennessee : *Gasp* I have one too!
Florida & Tennessee : THEY'RE GONNA BE BESTIES!

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Alabama: Texas!
Texas: Yes?
Alabama: want see some art of a ship I made?
Texas: uh sure?
*shows unholy ship*
Tennessee: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! *Holds cross to Alabama's face*
Alabama: *unholy screeching*
Texas: I'm scarred for life.

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Alabama: *wakes up* Hey! Hey! Florida!
Florida: Whaaat??
Alabama: Was I talking in my sleep?
Florida: No?
Alabama: Oh good-
Florida: You did moan like once or twice.
Alabama:

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Alaska: I don't get it!
Washington: get what?
Alaska: How somebody could ship dad and Russia!
Iowa: Well, poor soul who didn't get the news, thats because they (made out).
Japan: Ah so one of my favorite ships came true?
Alaska Iowa & Washington: WHO ARE YOU?

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That's it. No more states and their off brand incorrect quotes see ya never!

P. S none of the art is mine except for emoji shooting itself. 4/23/2023
431 words...... wow, that's short as hell. Still see you never!
(Emoji got replaced by Reichtangle because it got flagged)