The states!

Statistics Of Me Surviving Cali's Stank Ass Breath Are Nonexistent - Utah

It's been like 3 months since I last updated and I started making this in November, but by the time Thanksgiving came around I gave up, but then I realized Christmas existed

So here we are, in January

A slightly Christmas part just in time for a Valentines day!
But don't worry, that gets its own part to

More procrastination 😈

Alaska: is it just me, or does laughing show too much emotional weakness?

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Japan: MMMMNYAH
Russia:
Japan: America sent me here to tell you in the most positive and loving way
Japan: that
Japan: you smell like bacon
Russia:

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Florida: should I be scared that I'm like the third person Alabama doesn't do.. Mess with?
Hawaii: no, we're safe!
Maine: last time I checked I'm here because I'm too "cringe" and "on the brink of 'insanity'"
Hawaii:
Maine: whatever that is.
Florida:
Florida: L

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Alabama: *pulls out a plus four card*
Alabama: your honor she is now 18
West Virginia: *adds another plus four* NOW she is 18

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Vermont: one day my phone will explode of how much storage I've used up

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New Mexico: wanna bet Google Translate is stupid?
California: Google Translate taught me how to call people slurs in Russian, so cannot hate it

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Kansas: That handsome man might be having some beef with an Austrian painter about whose mousthstache is better
Alaska: Stalin had the most glorious mustache the world has ever seen
Wyoming: Georgian Bank robber vs. Austrian painter
Alabama: so close yet so far to the greatest enimes to lovers story

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Washington: *dressed up as Spider-Man and pointing to Europe* do you see this shit Bingo?
Hawaii: *2008 Dell error noises*

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North Dakota: Wendy's needs to get rid of the square burger, it seems a little too... Artificial
South Dakota: unlike the supernatural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.

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North Carolina: he's liking his lips...
South Carolina: he's checking it twice...
South Dakota: Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
North Dakota: *did, in fact, lick his lips and check it twice, and there's four minutes and thirty-six seconds left on his rice now* >:/

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Washington: I had two Russian classmates and one was really rude, and the other was really nice
Oklahoma: eat them both
Ohio: I don't know how to feel about this

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Utah: HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
Utah: IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR
Utah: I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'LL BE SNOW
Utah: BECAUSE THE WEATHER PATTERNS IN THIS REGION ARE HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE

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Ohio: I wish I had friends like this, but as soon as I start getting silly, I get a restraining order
Indiana: every day struggles