Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Maine, a slightly different Alabama, Texas, Alabama, Sunrise, Louisiana/Mexico, Florida, A LITERAL GENIE, The family feud guy, California, Canada, America, Alaska, Arizona, Nevada, New York, Hawaii, Washington, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Maine, Kentucky, and Nepal!
21/22 out of 50 states, weow.
And technically Australia, Chile, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Czech Republic, Dominican Republic, France, Iceland, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Nepal, Netherlands, North Korea, Norway, Philippines, Puerto Rico, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Thailand, UK, and Angola.
Kentucky: What day is the 4th of July?
Tennessee:
West Virginia: I think the 14th
Virginia: what- no it's the 15th!
West Virginia: no, no, no, think about it! It's the FOURth so it must happen on the FOURteenth!
Tennessee: Why can't the 4th of July be on the 4-
South Carolina: BECAUSE it doesn't make sense, Tenn!
North Carolina: Yeah, Tenn
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Maine: there should be a pride flag for people who are on copuis amounts of drugs.
OGR Alabama: That's what I said about Tax evasion!
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Texas: *the entire anthem*
Tennessee: woah
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Alabama: When do I get to see my family again?
Sunrise: keep on dreaming buddy
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Texas: as a man, I just found out that women can shapeshift, I'm gonna tell the church
Louisiana: Texas, I'll say I'm proud of you
Texas: what, why-
Louisiana: *Turns in to Mexico*
Texas: MOM??!?!!?!.,?!6!!*#/$>&%9&!?!?!
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Genie: you have 3 wishes use them wi-
Florida: okay so first I want a human pokéball, secondly, I want trees to feel pain, and for my third wish I want shooting stars to be actually grant people's wishes but every single one crashes on earth!
Genie: There are 6 rules-
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Family feud guy: We asked 100 people what they always carry in their pocket, top answers on the board-
California: Their phone!
*first answer*
Texas: a gun
*second answer*
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West Virginia: You remind me of my cousin who pulled me in the closet and tried kissing me.
West Virginia: Weird vibes my guy
OGR Alabama:
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Canada: *pulls out a box cutter*
America: I know you ain't struggling to open a fuckin aluminum can
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Alaska: how am I America's kid if Russian was basically his babysitter and I'm not even Russians kid I just yeet my before memories away and I'm adopted but I consider Soviet my bro-
Arizona: That's nice, did you take your meds?
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Alabama: You're in his dms. I'm his Boy Scout leader. We are not the s- *gets arrested for the 5th time this month*
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Nevada: When I was in fourth grade I tried to dump hundreds of tea bags into my grandma's pool but my mom found out and forbid me from doing it so I started sobbing and put a single tea bag in the sink so I could still show my patriotism
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California: what's your email
New York: Oh it's uhhh [Bullcrap]@Yahoo-
California: tf you mean your email ends in something that's not gmail.com-
Nevada: *just straight up teleports in* what do mean your email is "Yahoo" what are you so happy about?
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Hawaii: whenever I hear good song I memorize the artist a-
Washington: No, stop- you aren't real, real mfs search up whatever lyrics they hear and hope for the best
Hawaii:
Washington: HAWAII IS AI
Hawaii: NO- *gets yeeted into the void*
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New Jersey: I don't care about "InFlAtIoN" just print more money and don't tell anyone
California: b-b-but da pwices will gow up🥺
New Jersey: so put them back down. It's all just imaginary numbers anyway.
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Massachusetts: McDonalds employees be using black magic to mess up an order of TWO items
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Alaska: I remember saying "no we can't" to the Bob the Builder theme song. That's where all the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment
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Massachusetts: you seem much happier, did you delete discord?
Maine: haha, no I didn't. You should join!
Massachusetts: get well soon
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Nevada: Love your hair! Are you disabled?
California: 🤨
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America: conspiracy theories are like hemorrhoids
America: we all got 'em
America: Right?
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North Carolina: Today we will be having an unarmed fight to the death about the best red, white, and blue country!
South Carolina: Our contestants areee.. Australia, Chile, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Poland with an eyepatch, Dominican Republic, Angola, France, Iceland, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Nepal, Netherlands, North Korea, Norway, Philippines, Puerto Rico, Russia, Slovakia & Slovenia, South Korea, Thailand, the old ass man, and Dad!
Kentucky: The fight starts now-
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Florida: *eating popcorn*
Every other state: *watching in horror as Nepal mauls everyone*
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It's short but that's it
Sorry it took like 5 years to come out with this but I've been having some family issues and technical difficulties, but the next part-chapter-thing is coming out soon! (I swear!)
And the only other thing that really stopped this from coming out (as gay) was the art, which almost took a month even if it does suck. :] It took way to long to draw like 4 fireworks 😭
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The states!
HumorBasically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. ...
