The states!

UTAH! -California

Congrats to the dude who thought I would stop, you lost as many brancells as I did on my state test: Delaware, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Virginia, Alabama, West Virginia, Ohio, Louisiana, America, Confederate, Hawaii, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, South Carolina, South Dakota, Arizona, North Dakota, California, Texas, Utah, Maine, Delaware

And special guests: Nashville, Knoxville, Smyrna, Franklin

Delaware: I live with idiots
Pennsylvania: 'bout 10 of them
Connecticut: we're now close friends
Virginia: couldn't get rid of them
Alabama: let me see your feet
West Virginia: Ima tickle em
Ohio: I'm eating red meat
Louisiana: sprinkled with cinnamon

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America: if you're racist and you know it clap your hands!
Confederate: *clap clap*
America: what the fuck bro-

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Hawaii: screw analog horror meet analog humor

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Florida: no! We're having fun, aren't we, Georgie?
Georgia: I've never been more stressed out in my life

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Virginia: A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z, I hate you with my life! I wanna stab you with a knife!
West Virginia:
West Virginia: Moving on!

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Florida: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Kentucky: I've witnessed the dumb stuff
Hawaii: I've recorded the dumb stuff
Louisiana: I joined you in the dumb stuff
Georgia: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Ohio: say yes to drugs
Tennesse: say no to drugs
Kentucky: doesn't matter what you tell drugs
Kentucky: if your talking to drugs you're taking drugs

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Florida: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Georgia: You're a hazard to society
Louisiana: and a coward. Do twenty

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South Carolina: "go to hell" is so vague. "get trapped in a Porta-potty for 67 minutes" now that's specific. That's possible
Kentucky: that's terrifying

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South Dakota: Arizona, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
South Dakota: I think-
Arizona: 72 hours
North Dakota: how do you kn-
Arizona: there's an elephant behind you two

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America: FLORIDA AND OHIO WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Florida: we have three answers
Ohio: pick your favorite

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California: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?
Virginia: As a twin, yes we do
West Virginia: we also argue about who was the "buy one" and who was the "get one free"

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Kentucky: are you okay?
Hawaii: *finger guns*
Hawaii: absolutely not!

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Texas: life is just one big "Yeehaw" and then you die

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South Carolina: anyways! I'm gonna go cry in a bathroom
South Carolina: peace out homies

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Utah, ascending to heaven: going to heaven because I'm a good and holy man
The other states: 👁️👄👁️
Utah, descending: going to hell because I made fun of a disabled kid once

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Ohio: *smokes a cigarette and hands it to South Dakota*
South Dakota: thank you
South Dakota: *pretends to smoke cigarette*
South Dakota: I am now high

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North Dakota: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room-

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Utah: if I were not a holy man, I would beat you senseless

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America: tell the cops to wait, I'm playing call of duty

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Maine: fuck it
Maine: I'm going to Canada

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Louisiana, on the phone with Delaware: COME HOME QUICKLY! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES!
Delaware: how do you accidentally make 144 cookies?!
Florida: How do you not!?

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California: I can't hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-old asses

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Virginia: why pay 10$ to watch a sad movie and cry for two hours when I do that everyday for free

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Ohio: my homework ate the dog!
Georgia: lemme see that
Georgia, holding a paper with Chinese on it: that's rasist
Louisiana: no, it's Chinese

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"I'm not a feminist, but I'm pretty sure that's rasist" —Virginia

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            Tennessee city humans

Nashville: bro someone stole my pirate ship
Knoxville: bro listen
Knoxville: I threw it away bro
Nashville: why bro
Knoxville: because bro
Knoxville: the only ship we need is
Knoxville: our friendship
Nashville, moved to tears: bro..
Smyrna, in the background with Franklin: He has baby boxes!
Franklin: shh!

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Franklin: I love being a sib-
Knoxville: SMYRNA IS ON FIRE AGAINN!
Franklin: I hate my life and I wish all my siblings die slowly

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Nashville: barney is a dinasour, purple is his color, ABC's and 123's he's a rasist motherf-

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Cut short because of a thing we all despise

Family time.

HAVE a shittastic day/afternoon (nights are for the weak)

10/6/23

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