The states!

I Didn't Sign up For This ! -Alaska

Peeps featured: Nevada, Russia, America, Florida, Alabama, Britain, New York, Massachusetts, France, Maine, Mexico, New Mexico, Canada, Louisiana, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, Arizona, California, Virginia, Australia, Tennessee, South Carolina, Japan, Alaska, Utah,

Nevada: I diagnose you with gay.
Russia: When you said you wanted to play doctor this wasn't what I imagined.

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America: Florida put the rocket launcher down
Florida: Georgia said that I could!
America: There's more than one thing he wouldn't agree on. Suck it up, put it back, and when you lie try to make it believable.
Florida: Yes-
Alabama: -Daddy ~
America: Never mind you can use the rocket launcher.

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Britain: What are they doing here!?
America: Some of the states wanted to see their old man.
Ney york: this tea tastes good! Hey Massachusetts, you should try this!
Massachusetts: *SIP* do you happen to have a pond?
France: yes why?
Massachusetts: and a box of this tea?
Britain: Why?
Maine: Pffft you wouldn't
Massachusetts: You clearly don't know me, I would.
*Boston tea party happens all over again*

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Massachusetts: INDEPENDENCE BITCHES!
*dumps tea in pond*

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Mexico: Who are you?
New Mexico: I'm you, but better.

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America (texting): Can you watch Alaska while I'm out?
Canada: Just Alaska? What about the rest?
America: Alaska will ask the most questions. Florida behaves when I'm out, and Mexico took New Mexico and Texas with her somewhere. The states should act normal.
Canada: Where are you going?
America: Out
Canada: With who?
America: Russia
Canada: Elaborate.
America: We are probably going to get drunk and I'll maybe stay over.
Canada: you say that every time
America: cuz it's true

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Louisiana: FLORIDA!
Florida: Yep?
Louisiana: Got any plans to make Dad wish we never existed?
Florida: plenty!
Georgia: What!?
Louisiana: You're coming with us!
Georgia: WHAT?!

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Texas: MOTHER FUCKER!
Oklahoma: oh god please no
Texas: Do you know what a mountain chicken is?
Oklahoma: a-a what?
Texas: A mountain chicken what do you think that is?!
Oklahoma: A-a chicken that lives in the mounta-
Texas: A FROG A FUCKING FROG!

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Arkansas: Tf? Did it just get hot?
Missouri: Yes?... Oh hi, Ari!
Arizona: *Panting* WHY DO YOU THINK.. ... IT GOT... SO FREAKING HOT FOR?!

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California: WHY AM I NEVER FEATURED IN THESE THINGS?
Virginia: You're always having wildfires and floods.
California: So? Arizona is hot as hell and he-
Virginia: -she
California: -gets featured more than I do!
Virginia: True true.
California: Plus, I have Disney!
Florida: So do I!
California: YOU STILL SHOW UP MORE THAN I DO!
Virginia:... Fair point
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America: Ayy old man!
Britain: You want me to meet the rest of your disgraces?
America: That's not how I'd put it but uh yeah.

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Australia: And this Florida is how you light a fire with a gum wrapper!
Florida: oooh! You're so cool!

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*The meeting of the rest of Ame's shitz*

America: this is Maine!
Maine: Hello! *bow*
Britain: *SLURRP* finally a well-mannered child!

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Tennessee: gosh this place is boring.
South Carolina: They have a garden!
Tennessee: gosh this place is so boring yet beautiful!

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Alabama: so you ship people?
Japan: yes.
Alabama: and I ship people.
Japan: in a weird way yes
Alabama: so we are meant to be besties?
Japan: If you stop shipping people with their siblings I'll try to take this seriously.

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Alaska: I'm afraid to ask but uhh w-what ships do you ship?
Japan: My first is RusAme-
Alaska: Think that through or I'll hack America and get him to nuke you.
Japan: my first ship is GerPol
Utah: but Poland's homophobic? Isn't he?
Japan: Theese kids

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Russia: I wish something would fuck that wasn't life.
America: well boy do I have an offer for you!
Alaska (in the background): Какой вообще смысл в жизни? (What is the point of life anymore?)

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Russia: Heyy Alaska!
Alaska: What are you doing here? I thought America hated you.
Russia: yeah about that.

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Texas: Aye
Tennessee: Hey

Vs

Connecticut: Hey
Oklahoma: AAAAAA WTF HOW ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?
Connecticut: Oklahoma, I'm your SIBLING I LIVE HERE

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Arizona: So you radiate cold?
Alaska: And you radiate heat?
Arizona: *touches* AHH COLD
Alaska: AHH HOT!

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Texas: How do you do it?
Alaska: Do what?
Utah: yeah, what?
Texas: Arizona says you are cold to touch and you radiate cold.
Utah:
Alaska: I get it from Russia
Texas:
Utah:
Utah: Is that why you speak weird Spanish?

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Ohio: We're the perfect duo!
Florida: Care to watch the world burn?
Ohio: I have lighter fluid!
Florida: I have a match!

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Once again short as Frick :)
Welp *Ahem*
- The words of this short skit and total words of the extra writing is 800 words. Have a swell day and break a leg (literally) while you are at it. Bye bye Mother truckers!
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