The states!

Memorial Day Special That Isn't Special

I know this getting annoying but I like lists. Every state: Nevada, Ohio, Hawaii, Montana, California, Virginia, Washington, Colorado, Nebraska, Oregon, Florida, Pennsylvania, Texas, Georgia, Iwoa, Alabama, North Dakota, South Dakota, New York, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Missouri, Idaho, Michigan, South Carolina, North Dakota, West Virginia, Connecticut??

Every country: America, Russia, Chile, Mexico, Japan and South Korea

+ Moon, Qibli, and Winter

Nevada: Take your helmet of on space. You won't do it. No balls
Ohio: You can buy like 100 ladybugs on Amazon for 5 bucks. What a time to be alive.
Hawaii: I JUST ATE 20 PIECES OF PINEAPPLE AND NOW SODA TASTES LIKE BATTERY ACID
Montana: I'm trying so hard to decode this conversation

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California: yo is Alaska sleeping or dead?
Virginia: hopefully dead, I hated that guy.
Washington: yeah, so did I
Alaska: okay first of all, fuck you-

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Colorado: I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Nebraska: I think you mean tricks
Oregon: he does not
Colorado, pulling knives from his sleeve: I do not

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America: when are we gonna kiss?
Russia: what?
America: oh sorry auto correct. When are we gonna hang out?
Russia: first of all those are nothing alike. And second of all this is a verbal conversation-

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Ohio: they say that there's always one person in the friend group who's capable of murder.
Ohio: so I killed Georgia before he had the chance
Florida, looking at Georgia's body: yeah, that was the right choice.

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Pennsylvania: are you decent?
Texas: not moraly
Texas: but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking

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Florida: do you trust me?
Georgia: absolutely not
Florida: I'll take that as a yes

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Ohio: live every day like it's your last, because I'm totally going to kill you, I'm just not great with schedules

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Iwoa: Character flaws are important!
Alabama: me when someone says to stop eating mayo packets like they're gogurts
Iwoa: you what

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Florida: sorry I'm late, I was busy with a little b and e
Hawaii: you went to a bed and breakfast without me??
Florida: no, I said b and e. Breaking and entering.
Hawaii: without me???

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North Dakota: without ugliness, beauty wouldn't exist in the world
South Dakota: thank you for your sacrifice.

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Alabama: snake bite you what do
Florida: elevate and apply pressure
Alabama, holding a snake: you better apologize now

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New York: I just saw a thing that said you didn't wake up today to be mediocre. Uhm yes I did it's a Tuesday.

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Tennessee: you guys be like period meanwhile I be like semi colon
Kentucky: just get some sleep

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Ohio: to save time, don't cook meat. Simply eat it raw and light yourself on fire!
Georgia: no-
Florida: that sounds like a great idea!
Georgia: it does not!

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Indiana: sunny bloody D bitches
Missouri: just say it's summer

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Idaho: Merry memorial day
New York: and a happy new year-
Idaho: It's summer-
New York: sorry, instinct
Idaho: ???

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Michigan: this is scrumptious
South Carolina: I believe you mean scrump-diddly-tious
North Carolina: he means scrump-diddly-yum-yum

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Georgia: Alabama doesn't suffer from insanity; he celebrates it.

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New York: the only true musical is Ham-
West Virginia: If I can prove that I never touched my ballz

Ohio, in the background: sir, you've just invented a kind of stupid.
Virginia, also in the background: a damage you can never undo kind of stupid.

*West Virginia casually getting beat up*

Ohio: K.O.!
Virginia: STUPID!

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North Dakota: *having a bad day*
North Carolina: aw you're having a hard time? *looks like he's bout to hug*
North Carolina: *slaps*

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South Dakota: whenever I think Tennessee is going to cuss she'll say something like 'you uncultured swine!'

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Texas: Hey TN!
Tennessee: yeah?
Texas: Your state is shit
Tennessee: No, Chile, you're confused. You mean Texas wrong T
Texas: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Kentucky: *dying*

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Chile: Texas keeps calling me 'low quality America' what do I do?
Mexico: embrace it, América

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Japan: America how are you so funny?
America: T.R.A.U.M.A I have trauma and I'm gay

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               Wings of fire moment

Moon: that is some interesting coco!
Qibli: wanna guess my secret ingredient?
Winter: if he says love I'm out of here

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" the cha cha slide song has mind control, prove me wrong." —Connecticut

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South Korea: that's a child!
Pennsylvania: And that's and ugly pickly bitch!

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BY ONE DAY! ONE DAY
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The day after Memorial day.