Harry looked at Y/N.
"I'm Harry Styles baby"
Y/N and her blue bright orbs and perfect messy blonde hair in a MESSY bun sprinkled sparkled and shined at this statement from Harry.
"Omg you are so right, my sugar plumpkin skrunkly sugercake boo boo bear, Harry."
Y/N wiped the beautiful tears from her eyes. She was wearing a beautiful blue dress like Cinderella. There are the decapitated bodies of some random people named Aspen and Alpha. Y/N put them in a plastic walmart bag and threw them outside in the garbage.
"Harry, I want a child. GET ME PREGNANT. NOW." Y/N screamed at Harry.
"I'm Harry Styles baby"
Harry gets Y/N pregnant. She has the baby right then and there. Harry is also now a licensed medical nurse because he is Harry Styles' baby.
"What should we name the child Harry?"
Y/N asks, holding her baby.
"I'm Harry Styles baby"
"You're so right hunny skrunklin baby boo, well, Harry jr., this is your new home."
And then the sun blows up because it is fed up with this shit and they all die.
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Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school
HumorThey all die at the end Also if you have any requests please tell me
