Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school

Hooty x Dwayne "the rock" Johnson

Hooty and Dwayne " The Rock '' Johnson are on a date at a garden.
"HOOOT do you like gardens? I like gardens HOOT HOOT" Hooty says to Dwayne, spinning its head around.
"Yes...Hooty...I...love gardens" Dwayne says back.
"HOT DIGGITY DOG HOOOT!!! What do Youuuuuuuuuuu LIke about GArdnes???" Hooty says again, keeping the conversation going.
"I like........The flowers......and your flowing...mane,,.......Hooty.." Dwayne says looking into Hooty's eyes sparkling as he raises an eyebrow sexily.
"HOOOTTTT thats GReaAAAAAT dWayeneeee!!!" Hooty raps his long noodle body around dwayne and suffocates him on "accident" and then Luz comes in.
"Hooty??!?! What dd you do!??!?!?!" Luz says worridly ig
"mE AND DWAYNE are together HOOOT HOOT!!"
" You quite literally killed him tf"
"HOOT HOOTOTTT" Hooty kills Luz as well and Hooty is a wanted criminal killing people on the run now. He has killed almost everyone in the boiling isles.
Teh ewduisehf