Y/N's mother died and her father is a raging poor alcoholic and so her father sold her to the Malfoy family.
"Do you know who Pottah is?" Draco asked
"Is it that wizard scum wanker who I don't like because I am not like other girls?"
"Omg," he does the heart eye emoji "I think i'm in love mate"
They make out but vodermort daddy comes out somewhere and kills them all to get his nose fucking back because Y/N's Bitch ass mother stole Voldy daddys nose and he has a grudge and can't let shit go. They all die
The ned.
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Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school
HumorThey all die at the end Also if you have any requests please tell me
