Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school

Kuromi x My melody

Kuromi puts her nonexistent hair behind her ear
"Hey my melody, I know we're rivals but you can be my baby mommy rival"
Melody STARES at her ROMANTICALLY
"Slaaayyayyyyyyyyy"
They make out passionately but with their ears because lips are ew
Kuromi eats my melody on accident. Hello Kitty walks in just as she had done it.
"Kuromi?! Why would you do this??" Hello kitty runs out and goes to call the cops. She calls the cops. The cops are on their way. The cops arrive. Kuromi eats the cops. Kuromi in now a wanted felon on the run eating people.
Eht eneg?