Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school

Loki x reader

"Loki mommy wommy are you my little sckrunkly boo boo bear?"
"Yes bbg but ur my side bitch because i'm dating my alternate version of myself"
"Awww ur so adorable"
They have a long passionate juicy big amazing sexy kiss
"Mm ur so good at this loki boobie boo'
"U aren't."
"Tee hee ur so funny my baby boy"
Y/N looks at Loki sexily and says,
"Loki. get me pregnant."
"K"
Loki sexes her passionately, putting a child inside of Y/N? Loki uses his powers to get the bab out, killing y/n in the process.
"Damn it not again"
Loki says, holding his new born child in his arms.
"Well guess I gotta throw it out."
Loki puts the baby on the bed and puts y/n in a target plastic bag and throws her in the dumpster. Loki gets back in the room and the baby is gone.
"YOU KILLED MY MOMMY"
A loud voice calls out.
Loki looks behind him to see a floating magical wolf kitty princess baby voldemort.
"P-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p–pp—-p—p-pp–p-p-p-pp–p-p-p-p-p-p-please don't kk-k–k-k-k-k-kk-k-k-k–k-k-kill me"
Loki says back to the floating magical wolf kitty princess baby voldemort
"YOU MAKETH ME MAD. YOU ARE LIKE HARRY POPOOPOTTAH. YOU MUST DIEEE"
Voldy daddy kills Loki, then throws him into the dumpster with y/n and then the sun blows up because global warming.
The nendjh