Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school

Eddie Munson x Reader

"Eddie baby, I just saw Steve, He's saying we should get back together because I'm not like other girls"
"Im eddie i like coke and not the drink hahahaa."
"Omg ily so much my skrunkly mumummmumummuumummu!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y/N and eddie share a long juicy sweet passionate kiss then vecna daddy boo comes out and possess Y/N and she dies,
"Y/N I am a homosexualstasies"
He blows up and dies
The nehnd