Y/N looks at harry and gives him a death stare
"Are you a wizard my skrunkly baby boo boo bear pumpkin prinkly doo doo Harry Pootah"
"I dunno mate, I'm just British and have dead parents and a bad family and bad bitches and I wanna marry my best friend's little sister."
"OMG so true Harry!"
Y/N explodes and she is now dead
Harry does radio rebel meme and then explodes as well and reincarnates as Dora the Explorer
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Dumb joke fanfics I wrote in school
HumorThey all die at the end Also if you have any requests please tell me
