BEHOLD THE SHITTYNESS

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WELCOME TO MY SHITBOOK- BRAVA YOU DID IT AMAZING WOOO-

anyways uh- yeah- so this be me

-in no way shape or form will there be smut or nsfw cause i will barf like rocky

-who else wants to give suitcase a big 'oll hug and reasure her everything 'onna be okey

-im in the procese of creating ship kids for bfdi, bfb, tpot, and inanimate insanity and then i move on to other object shows

-i have a gun and im 'onna use it to kill season two nickel

-giving object show characters ages is weird and kinda spoils it, change my mind

-ROE FROM AIB IS A CHILD AND IS THE CUTEST LITTLE SKRUNKLIE ALIVE IN AIB

-i finished reading fear garden and proceeded to describe all the gorey ways i would kill pin for killing rocky and teardrop (some of my all time faves in the osc)

-WHO ELSE WANTS TO MURDER EXPERIMENT 21 TEST TUBE FOR KILLING PAINTY

-none of these are really about me but i dont care

-if an object of different species eats an object of another species is it considered cannibalism?

-if an armless object dies and cant get recovered do they become ghosts with legs or are they limbless and have the power of telekinesis to grab onto stuff

-WHO ELSE IS READ INANINAMTE RONPA ON INSTAGRAM OR WHATEVER- THE COMIC ONE, AND PROCIDED TO HAVE FIVE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS BECAUSE IN TRIAL ONE WHEN OJ WAS LOOKING FOR CLUES AND FOUND THE GUN IN THE ROOM AND DIDNT LOOK TO SEE WHOS ROOM IT WAS- *W H E E Z E*

-*sips coffee* suitloon am i right guys?

-i ship bickel, nickeloon, and suitloon all at once- BUT NOT ALL FOUR TOGETHER- THAT IS A CRIME

-if apple was ever in a survival fanfic she would only survive if one: the writer altered apples personality to make her smarter or something, or TWO: she just dies on day one- /j

-do you say OJ like: OJ, oj, or Oj?? cause i say it like OJ

-if season two nickel has a gun then would he shoot balloon or suitcase

-sometimes i rotate through ships

-most of the time my ships were recommended by another person so ye- /j

-ROE HAS A KNIFE!!! REAL NOT CLICKBATE!!!!! WHAT SHE 'ONNA DO WITH IT!?!?!?! POLICE CAME!!! FBI CAME!!!! ROE IS ON THE RUN FROM THE COPS!!!

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