soap: hi im soap, i own a washing machine. disturb my work and I'll scrub your eyes out with bleach.
paintbrush: am i a boy? am i a girl? dosnt matter im gonna burn your house down
cheesy: im the comedian and your the joke
mephone: shoving cookies into my fat face is much easier than contemplating my life choices
tissues: wait my credit card declined let me try agai- annd their goes my life support
pickle: mmm drugz
fan: uhh- guys help, i stapled my arm to the chair
apple: *points at ceiling* thassa nice floor
taco: *pulls tea out of pocket*
OJ: hey guys im back with the milk- OH WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
baseball: if bread in french is pain than i own a whole ass bakery
knife: guys please stop saying im gay, i only kiss men because all the women are lesbian-
yang: i think i could find another way to horribly fuck this up
goo: awwwww look at all those fat fucks (search up seal in french)
lightbulb: wait- your telling me sticks ARNT edible *sObs*
balloon: i tried to type in 'im a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'im a fictional adult' and i feel like thats more accurate
marshmallow: TRY AND CATCH ME BITCH *flips crocs to sports mode*
nickel: next time im in a pet store i want to take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage, i want to see the hamster face when it goes 'oh fuck'
paper: i have to gay- GO! I MEAN GO-
clover: hello viewers today were finding out if i can fly away with butterfly's *leaps off building*
suitcase: so i know you said 'no more cats' buuuuuuuuuuuuut *hold up tiny kitten* her name is whiskers
(suitcase you already have 23 cats in your room im sure we could fit another ten more in)
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shitbook
Randomso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
