yall ever seen those youtube shorts where it be like: tOWer Of HEll bUt if I Die i dO a FoOt rEveAl
LIKE BITCH NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY OLD GEEZER FOOT- I WANT TO SEE FUCKING INANIMATE INSANITY EDITS OR OTHER SHIT LIKE EPIC SHIT!!
'aight izza meme timee
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trophy: *wakes up in the morning*
cheesy: *pops out of trophys cup thingy* hewwo!
trophy, in mind: how the fuck did he-
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suitcase: each day i wake up and people ask me if im a morning or a night person
suitcase: LIKE BUDDY IM BARELY EVEN A PERSON-
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inanimate insanity: a fun wholesome show about object competing for a million dollars
the fanfics: DEATH, DRUGS, SUICIDE, SELF HARM, MURDER, MENTAL ILLNESS, BLOOD, GORE, SWEARS, OBJECTS FUCKING EACHOTHER, enjoy your stay :)
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candle, holding yin-yang up like a pet: dont worry they wont bite
yin-yang: literally rabid
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paintybrush: hmmm- high heels? what are those
paintybrush: *tries them on* cool not i just gotta-
paintybrush: *takes a step*
paintybrush: *procides to crash into lightbulb shattering her before flinging their legs around wildly looking like there having a fucking stroke collapse two shelves of other shoes step on two cats tails steal ice cream from a child manage to get out of the small shop fall off a glass railing plunge into a pool while still looking like they having a stroke trash wildly do five push-ups trying to get themselves out of the pool hit test tube in the face kick a bird in the face punching two other people and collaspe to the floor*
paintybrush:
paintybrush: yeah i dont think high heels are for me...
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Cherries: *listening to yangs music*
Cherries: it's AMAZING! But whos ted bundy?
Yang: *snatches phone* NOPE NOPE NOPE
Cherries: WHOS TED BUNDY
Yang: UH- J-JUST A FAMOUS PERSON
*later at the cherries school*
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shitbook
Randomso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
