shitbook

bringing some awearness and making it object shows bcuze im to obsessed

so uh- i feel safe behind a screen. y'know sometimes being someone no one exactly know what they look like is good (def gave me some confidence) so like no one exept like my three friends know my face (online friends dont count i have never seen them and they have never seen me) so uh- a bit personal but i trust you guys (such a bad discision) even tho you def dont know me and will prob forget this i uh- i have been diagnosed with autism and shit it wasnt that big of a surprise to me but it was nice to know why i dont fit so comfortably into 'normal expectations' and have a bit of trouble with normal tasks others dont struggle on. i mean its just kinda nice to have a label fit so snug onto my many other labels in this world (omfg where do i start i swear my brain is just riddled with disorders) 

so uh- random headcannons of other objects from ii with mental illnesses

(i dont get why they call it a 'mental illness' im not sick am i??)

just remeber not everyone has a mental illness in this world so im not giving everyone some sort of disorder, but now that ive done reserch for shit like this ive realized now that some prob do have 'em and of course when i research mental illnesses me weird ass brain goes: i bet an object has that

pls skip if you have a problem with me giving objects mental illnesses

fan: autism, and social anxiety disorder (fan just shows some traits of autism, y'know the patterns 'n shit like that, and he also prob has social anxiety)

lightbulb: adhd or add (yeah she def has adhd in my opnion, she just show so much signs, never staying focused in shit always getting distracted 'n shit like that if you dont kno add search it up bitch)

paintbrush: depression, and intermitted explosive disorder (ied is not the most common mental illness so search it up for more info, basically they just explode with anger sometimes)

test tube: very, very, very mild case of depression and social anxiety disorder (this are pretty common disorders y'know prob know 'em and i bet testy has some social anxiety)

yin-yang: dissociative identity disorder, and bipolar disorder (sorry if this upsets you in any way but i think yin-yang has d.i.d and i feel they both have just a smidgen of bipolar in their big 'oll brain, i just dont wanna upset anyone)

cherries: they dont have any (yeah they dont have any disorders im telling you not everyone has them, their just conjoined twins)

apple: separation anxiety disorder, dyslexia, and autism (wow apple is just a bundle of disorders but in all realness i do think she has all of them, def has learning disorders)

marshy-marsh: a sprinkle of social anxiety (not enough to interfere with her life but enough that she isnt really wanting to go out there meet new friens and shit like that)

tissues: none (he got the physical sickness not the mental ones)

and now for tha grand slams bcuze i doing them now

soap: ocd (lets be real guys, who didnt think this)

box: none (in huminized version i headconnon they are mute but they are a selective mute and dont have any disorders, they just want to be mute)

baseball: d e p r e s s i o n (do i need to explain farther?)

nickel: alexithymia and has a severe case of sarcasm (that was a joke dont sue) (anways pls search it up, its not exactly a disorder at the moment but i added it here, so basically alexithymia is you have trouble understanding yours and others emotions and struggle to respond appropriately to them)

suitcase: schizophrenia, social anxiety, generalized anxiety, and insomnia (my golly gosh suity- are you ok!?! but srriously search all the disorders up and you'll kno why i put 'em in here for her)

balloon: insomnia and generalized anxiety disorder (i think he stays up all night thinking about all the mean stuff hes done and for GAD he is so terrified of popping or getting hurt that he dosnt really go out alot, other than when its time for the show to start)

cheesy: none (again not everyone has a disorder)

trophy: none 

microphone: none (although she hasnt been diagnosed yet she thinks she might have a smaller case of insomnia and takes some of balloons meds while hes out for sleeping)

knife: he has the severe case of the gay (that was a joke pls dont sue)

dough: fucking none

taco: sadistic personality disorder (she just takes joy in watching others get hurt)

and for the others from season one

OJ: insomnia (he gave it to himself that son of a bitch he stayed up one to many nights and now he cant sleep anymore)

paper: just a tiny bit of ptsd involving his evil self (he often gets nightmares about evil him coming back and trys to avoid anything that might make evil him come back, not the best description i kno)

salt: none

pepper: none

pickle: depression (and knife is the cure heehee knickle moment, but really tho he gets really depressed when hes alone and cant stop thinking about taco so he usually finds anything to distact him)

bomb: fluency disorder (yes i did not put tourettes in because stuttering is NOT a form of tourettes, yes it is not. i was gonna put it in that bomb had tourettes but no- i did my fucking research and realized bomb has fluency disorder which is a problem with talking and stuttering IS a symptom of it)

bow: she has a very rare disorder called girboss disorder which affects how much you slay and she is a solid 10 on the slay factor (again its a fucking joke)

tea kettle: none

lifering: none

clover: add (girly just gets a bit distacted at times)

goo: none

candle: none

silver spoon: none

cabby: none

bot: none (wow not many iii joiners have any disorders that i can think of)

floory: minor eating disorder

blueberry: depression, and insomnia (do i really need to explain farther

yeah thats it (i aint doing the hosts bcuz i fucking say so) and i just wanted to bring some awearness to mental disorders and make objects have them along the way bcuze im to fucking obbsed with object shows rn.

also, just because mental disorders arnt physical (well some are but) that dosnt mean there any less real than the physical ones, i mean insomnias a fucking BITCH to any who say 'just go to sleep earlier and dont go on ur phones at night or shit like that, it dosnt fucking workkkkk (atleast for me) but what im saying is: insomnia very real and very harmful! same with all other disorders and maybe we dont have to go through the pain of missing an arm or being blind which again are very real and very harmful so i mean no offense! but people all across the world suffer mentally from lots of other mental disorders that some people claim 'aren't actually real'

my god another long paragraph all about ii whyyy

(omg suitcase another rant about being fucked up?? yes now shut up i like doing shit like this)