COOKIESSSSSSS-

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lightbulb: so we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

paintbrush: that's NOT how you make cookies lighty!!

fan and testy: FLOOR IT-

yang, screeching at the top of his lungs: WHAT ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND!?!?!?

OJ, waving his hands franticly: YOUR GONNA BURN THE HOTEL DOWN!!

lightbulb, screaming her head off: IM GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!

yang, test tube, and fan chanting: DO IT!!-

OJ and paintbrush: NO-

*unrecognizable screaming is heard throughout the entire building*

taco, spying through the window with binoculars: hold up- i gotta get my camera out for this one-

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