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they need to stop.

knife: I HATE YOUR FAT SICKLY FACE! DIE IN A WELL YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHER FUCKER

tissues: W-WELL YOU GOIZ SHOULD BOURNNNNN IN HELLZ, I WANT YOU GOIZZ TO ALL ROT THERE! *achoo*

salt: WHY DONT YOU ALL STICK YOUR FACE UP YOUR ASSES- BECAUSE THATS WHERE THEY CLEARLY BELONG

yin-yang: WELL YOUR A HOE

knife: YOUR MOMS A HOE

tissues: IF ANYONE CALLZ MY MOM A HOE IM SHOVING THIZ GLASS WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE *achoo*

salt: GO ON AND FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SHIT

knife: WHY DONT YOU DO US A FAVOR TISSUES AND SHOVE THAT GLASS DOWN YOUR THROAT- I WANT YOU TO CHOKE ON IT AND DIE YOU SICK SHIT.

osc: *sniff* *sniff* i sMeLL rOmaNcE

seriosly yall. i respect you opinion and all but some of these ships are getting out of hand

i mean i have seen more than one person ship rocky and grassy or rocky and ice cube

and dont even get me started on the ships where the creators have actually proven that the people ur shipping ar sibling or cousins, like nabla and alef or yin x yang. its just cursed

and the people who ship people who are canonically dating with other people like broomer and chalking are ACTUALLY DATING in the show. its wrong to ship them with other people

and dont even get me started on balloon being aro. he is canonically aro (i think that was what he was dont send hate if i got wrong) but its proven that he dosnt like showing romantic interest in other people. and i respect if you still wanna ship suitloon or nickloon but he is proven to be aro. and for you to actually go against it being cannon or try and debunk it and continue shipping it just feels a bit wrong. i respect if you still wanna ship it and getting hit with aro balloon might be big change and all i respect you i guess.

and then we just have the creepy ones. like ones where you are shipping actually childs with adults or other children (playground crushes do be adorable with grassy and rocky) but depicting them as actually dating. not just playing around with silly crushes or even worse if they actually engage in sexual activities is wrong. its wrong and evil in every way possible. dont even try to defend it in the comments its just evil.

uh. enjoy urselfs i guess i dunno how to end this off 'n shit so uh- respect pride and do drugs