my dumb ass brain

20 1 0
                                    

me: okay- now what object is blue *shows pictures of teardorp soda bottle suitcase oodle and toaster*

also me: suitcase bubba

me: no- try again

me: wait- whats the color blue again?

me: MY GOD-

me: wait- liam hfjone.

me: LIAM WASNT EVEN ON HERE-

me: *all of a suddan develops a case of stuttering and mixing up words* i-i-i- thinkat- uh- PHFF- leardrop

me: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS LEARDROP

me: were were talking about how sad it was that test tube got eliminated right?

me: NO I WAS TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF BASIC COLORS

me: *all of a suddan becomes a weird ass turkey on drugs* HEE-AIURGJNVBBNOJ

me: *four screeches*

me: NO STOP-

me: PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT OBJECT IS BLUE-

me: I CANT EVEN REMEMBER ANY OBJECTS THAT ARE BLUE-

me: TEARDROP IS BLUE- BLUEBERRY IS BLUE- RECYCLING BIN IS BLUE-

me: LIGHTBULB IS BLUE-

me: NO ITS NOT-

me: *SCREAMS*


true story i sat in my room for half an hour wondering which objects are blue and all i thought of was teardrop and suitcase SUITCASE ISNT EVEN BLUE WTF!! (and then i just randomly thought of screeching like four)

shitbookWhere stories live. Discover now