someone: i dont like suitcase
*the next day*
my mom: can you please explain why you were seen going out of the house with two guns, a bomb, pepper spray, a knife, a full blown tank, machine guns, a nuke, and salt all of them with the label: suitcase rules?
me:
me: sorry i was caught in the middle of...stuff- yeah
the tv: BREAKING NEWS: THIS DUDE WAS SHOT 2763 WHILE IN THEIR ROOM COMMENTING THAT SUITCASE SUCKS- THO THE MURDERER HAS NOT BEEN CAUGHT THEY WERE SEEN HOLDING TWO GUNS, A BOMB, PEPPER SPRAY, A KNIFE, A TANK, MACINE GUNS, A NUKE, AND SALT! POLICE HAVE DUBBED IT THE MOST GRUESOME MURDER OF THE CENTURY AS THE ENTIRE ROOM WAS PRACTICALLY DROWNING IN BLOOD ORGANS SPLAYED EVERYWHERE, AND THO THE PLACE WAS NUKED WE RECOVERED THE FOOTAGE AND THATS WHY WE COULD TELL YOU ALL THIS-
(sorry this chapter was short im loading my guns for round two...)
YOU ARE READING
shitbook
Randomso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
