gelatin having a mental breakdown because he realized that the forks the throws only have three pointy things so technically there threeks
suitcase has been sent to the mental hospital for the 2763rd time this month because OJ found her search history
fan got punched in the face and now he is stuck in that ugly ass face for the rest of his life
roe just almost strangled herself to death with the rope around her neck when it caught on a random pole that came out of no where and had to use the knife to break free
teardrop found out that swears exist and now her enemies wake up with: bitch scrawled onto their foreheads every morning in permanent marker
OJ has successfully microchipped yin-yang so now he knows if they go out to rob a bank
candy has reached peak material gworl and has unlocked the girlboss eye that makes you even more material gworly and now is t-posing over a terrified globe
kssu has become emo and has eaten a spiky bracelet and has dyed hair and piecings and a shit-ton of makeup on
kratcy has removed knify's organs and is fortnight dancing on his dead body while selling them in the black market
update: suitcase escaped the mental hospital and is leading cops on a high speed scooter chase next to a skate park
latte has found the nsfw fanfics... "oh what is this? broomer x chalky, well what is nsfw? hmmm i wonder...)
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shitbook
Aléatoireso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
