okay. first read 'finger paintings' by IITaco and then read the sequel 'r e v i v a l' and than pls dont fucking tell me other wise but PAINTY FROM THAT STORY IS BASICALY PIN FROM FEAR GARDEN AND PAINTCRUSH FROM PAINT CANS UNDERAGED CHILD THAT DOES DRUGS FOR A LIVING AND MURDERS PEOPLE 'N SHIT LIKE GUYS ITS SO FUCKING OBVOISE
(also the author be handing out disabilitys left and right for people like seriously i even made a little skit on it, just fucking bemhold:)
author, walking around cheerfully handing out slips of paper: a disability for you, and-a disability for you- oh and i cant forget about you! EVERYONE GETS A DISSABILTY TODAY!!
knife, squinting and closely examining the paper: mine just say 'wheelchair' what the fuck does that mean??
paintbrush, really struggling to read the paper: mine...say...umm...uh- i literally have the mentality of a five year old in the sequel what does this say *holds up slip of paper with the word 'half-blind' on it* (maybe thats why they were struggling to read it)
right cherry, with his tongue sticking out to focus: mine say 'brain dead' what does that mean- oh shi- *drops down to the floor not moving*
trophy: armless?? mine say 'armless' what a load of bull shi- OH SHIT MY ARM-!!
fan: deaf, deaf! wait why do i have to be deaf??
author: because i say so
fan: WHAT?
author: i said th-
fan: WHAT?
author: i said you-
fan: WHAT?? SORRY CANT HEAR YOU
lightbulb, raising her hand like a five year old: well mine say 'amnesia'- mine says 'amnesia'- mine says 'amnesia'- mine says- (lol memory loss joke)
fan, waving another peice of paper in the air: WAIT I GOT ANOTHER ONE- THIS ONE SAYS 'LEGS MUCLES DESTROYED' WHAT DOES THAT MEA- *falls down* SHIT MY LEGS HURT LIKE HELL
paper, closly examining the paper in his hands: mine say 'scars' *scars appear on chest* oh-
pickle, looking thoroughly confused: w-w- is this a joke- mine say 'gay' what do you me- *looks a knife who is now sprawled out on the floor trying to get up without working legs* AWOOGA- HOLY SHIT YOUR HOT
hahaha funni gey moment yes knickle one of my fave ships ever heehee
srrysly tho- everyone gets a disability today WOO-
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shitbook
Randomso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
