hello and welcome back today we are learning how to die, it quite easy
step 1: go onstage at the annual meet up of ii and bfdi
step 2: take a deep breath in and out to prepare yourself
step 3: you have now captured everyone's attention, if you haven't maybe wait a little longer- until all eyes are on you.
step 4: blurt out in the strongest voice possible that you ship salt OJ and pepper together in a threesome
now you have gotten everyone who watches ii seething with rage, a few might step onto the stage to teach you a lesson on shipping- but the worst has only begun...
step 5: next scream at the top of your lungs that you ship grassy rocky and firey junior together also as a threesome
now the crowd of happy ii and bfdi watchers are disgusted and will most likly try to punch you and beat you up- but it dosnt end there
step 6: pull out a grassy body pillow and demonstrate how to use it, or pull out a tissues body pillow (both if your extra daring)
step 7: dont run away when the mob comes to beat the shit out of you
and there you have it! how to die 101. or how to end up hospitalized for the rest of your life.
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