shitbook

hippity hopity time for suitcase to do another rantity

my life is in a constent state of: i need to go out out and meet new people, and: im too fucking depressed and introverted

also sometimes i just wanna fucking skreech like four at people 

also i belive cats are better than people cause they are floofy gods

also is it just me or do people fucking spider crawl up the fucking stairs instead of walking

same with closing doors, like other people gonna pull the door open to get throu- i fucking slipering fish style slip through the crack in the fucking door

also i who else fucking sobs when ur in the car and its raining and your favorite raindrop dosnt win the imaginary race 

FUCKING SIDEWALK CRACKSSSSSSS YOU CANT FUCKING STEP ON THEM ITS A FUCKIG CRIMEEE

for five years of my life i wanted to get rabies for the shittyest reasons

*sips apply juice* i have never broken a bone but always wanted to and i dont really know why

any of yall ship salt X OJ cause to me its a fucking crime

can i get an experiment 21 painty- I MEAN KIT-KAT

i feel like the creator of fear garden made couples just to kill them off later in the story

shoutout to my insomnia, son of a bitch...

i keep wanting to type into random stories on wattpad: what if the world exploded resulting in the firey heat death of the entire universe causing... and then just fucking trail off

nickle heehee

nickle: IM HIGHLY FUCKING OFFENDED

nickel: LURNE HAOW TWO CPEL BIETCHE

S P O O P Y S C A R Y S K E L E T O N S

CIELENCIO BRUNO!!! bruno: aw fuck- *disappears*

W E ' V E  C O M E  T O  R E A C H  Y O U  A B O U T  U R  C A R S  E X T E N D E D  W A R E N T Y

i like how the start and the finish of this shit that im doing dramatically changed

i feel like using the power of the gods nickel will find a way to stick up a middle finger a people

bully: your fucked up

me: NO SHIT!!! LOOK ME RIGHT IN MY HORRIBLY SLEEP DEPRIVED EYES AND TELL ME IM SANE, BITCH I HALLUCINATE REALITYS WHERE IM NOT A FUCKING INTROVERT AND DONT RANDOMLY FUCKING SKREECH AT PEOPLE!!

i have a goofy ahh demonic doll laugh and a fucking pig snort laugh hyperventilating laugh. have fun listening to both of them and not calling an insane asylem

*W H E E Z E*

this is no longer rant but randomest ass shit ever created

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how fun