y'know how some people have wacky ships that they ship bcuz of smthing weird ?
so y'know the weirdest thing happened to me like- idk man a month ago
so before that i was a hot shipper of book X taco
right? so its really popular
so since i am a weak follower i shipped it too...
and in a span of one night i went from being a hot shipper of taco X book to a mega pro shipper of taco X lolli
and i can tell u why bcuz i have a gud reason (not really /j)
i just basically had a dream where taco was talking to book trying to rekindle there friendship and let it slip that she was lesbian, book prodded more and taco admitted that yeah she was fully lesbian book went "good" bcuz she was lesbian and proceeded to violently rape taco (for some reason she had a dick or smthing and it was also objects so idfk how) and taco who was caught by surprise started screaming and clawing but book was strong and was raping taco for several minuets before lollipop heard tacos screams for help and dashed over to see book raping taco rushed to tacos help and shoved book off taco and beat her to death anger coursing through her veins so she had like fifty bajillion pounds of adrenalin and after book was dead lolli rushed to tacos side crying and asking if taco was ok and apologizing over and over and eventually helped taco by picking her up shaking and giving comfort to her before rushing over to bubble, fanny, leafy, and barf bag (ruby and flower were making out in the background fur some reason) and explained to them what happened and everyone was shocked and comforted taco by hugging her 'n shit before they dashed off too find four and four recovered book and they held a trial and book was found guilty of rape and it turned out she had raped ice cube as well and was sentenced to life in prison and time skip to like ten weeks later taco found out she was pregnant with books child (idfk how there both girls but ok) and lolli was comforting her, taco tried to get an abortion but a bunch of people beat her and lolli up for trying so leafy, fanny, bubble, and barf bag had to watch as taco's mental state decreased rapidly and they were all there to comfort her (girl group am i right) and like time skip to nine months later taco gave birth with lollipop by her side crying and by this point taco and lolli were dating and shit so when they took the baby home they vowed to raise there daughter together (a little restaurant menu) and fanny, bubble, leafy, and barf bag were all there as well comforting taco and lolli helping them in any way and then it ended
and i woke up went: tacopop is a good ship then shipped it
and now i also imagine fanny, bubble, leafy, barf bag, lolli, and taco in a friend group
so ye-
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