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how the baby exist

so uh- its how to make bebe time

so basically the parents who want a future child have to go through these tests, the test include that you have to take a blood sample from both parents to figure out if there blood type matches and they can make a baby 

(the parents can both have different blood types and stuff but there has to be a gene in both the parents blood that can grow a baby)

the next test is the parents both need to be tested that they actually can make a bebe. the supposedly 'mother figure' of the couple has to be tested that they have responding genes in there body that allows them to make a baby

the last test is a nutrients test. the parents both have to give a sample of there body (for example like idk some OJ from OJ's cup, or like a strand of paintys hair shit like that) and give it to a scientist or shit like that (for example in ii the scientist gal be test toob, in bfdi its golfball, you get the point) and the scientist has to isolate the sample in a warm environment until they get the results of which person has more nutrients in there body to supply the tiny child

(males surprisingly usually have more nutrients in there body to supply the baby yes im going by seahorse logic dont fucking judge but sometimes a female has more nutrients)

(also if the objects gey than its fifty fifty whoever has more nutrients, same with lesbiens and stuff, if your non-binary than its also a fifty fifty whether you have more nutrients or the other person TALKING TO YOU PAINTY AND LITBOLB)

then the person running the small offspring business has to gather a shit-ton of DNA from the parents (a small part of them like i explained before, spit, blood samples, small part of there teeeeeeeeeeeeeth, and finger prints)

then the person who makes tiny children alive has to gather the DNA together into a very, VERY warm small glass chamber and wait

after about five days if they see all the DNA starting to change, morph into a fucking bebe than the scientist will tell the parents that there having a tiny child, if after five days they dont see any changes that we've got some sad news...

after about a week there should be a pulse and thats how you can tell ur tiny offspring is growing healthy

and about every two days the person who had been tested and they had more nutrients comes in to give la bebe some nutrients, (ya just have to stick a tube in there arm and give the nutrients to the bebe in the glass container)

after about a month you should see the baby start taking shape from a pile of blood and other stuff to a living object with a pulse

after two months your bebe should be fully finished growing into what they are supposed to be but will still need to be in the glass container (i made it glass so the parents can look at there baby inside and see them and stuff) because the babys lungs arnt fully developed to air yet and still need the nutrients

after about five months you should know the babys gender and all bebes are born limbless, after five months limbs should be growing (but if the baby is limbless than you just kno the bebes gender)

after six months the bebe has a conscience so they can think (but all bebes are dumb so all they know is gimme food) the baby still needs to be in the container for about one more month than the baby will stop growing and will be okay to bring out into the world

around about six and a half months the scientist who figured out how bebes are made starts slowly mixing in the babys air inside of the container with outside air to get the bebes accustomed to the air

after seven long months of this the baby will be ready and will open there eyes for the first time and the scientist in charge of the baby business will make sure that the parents are the first to hold there babys cause y'know, joy and stuff

if the baby for some reason has bad lungs, has trouble growing, or dosnt grow a heartbeat then they cant be saved no matter what and the process must be done again

i spent a lot of fucking time on this and stuff AND THIS IS ENTIRLY ME NO ONE ELSE GAVE ME INSPERATION FOR IT SO FOR ANYONE WHO IS SAYING: oh YU cOpIED mE BITCH I DID NOT I REALLY TRIED HARD TO TO THINK OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM THE REST THAT MAKES ME STAND OUT

(also quite litarlly everone out there who makes it so objects have bebes usually make it so the bebe is in a egg and hatched so i wanted to make mine different than the rest)

(also sorry if you get confused i prob will go back to edit it if you get confused on something or shit this was just basically me making it up on the spot and going ye-)