le mems from different object shos- ye
yang: i did NOTHING wrong!!
OJ: sir you murdered 52 people
yang: oop- forgot 'bout that...
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kratcy, to knify: i p l a y c o n n e c t 4 w i t h u r s i s t e r s o r g a n s
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four, threatening match: french or i hit you with a wrench
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blocky: *stubs toe* FFFFFFFFFRIGGING NUGGETS-
blocky: hey wait- im alone- i can swear
blocky: *massive inhale* FUUUUUUU-
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pumpkin: roses are red...silent as a mouse...your door is unlocked and im inside your house
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fireball: *pokes a very dead apricot* wake up fucker
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liy, brandishing a knife: you cant spell slaughter without laughter!
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paintbrush: IM DROWNING!!
lightbulb: EAT THE WATER!!!!
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yin, handing yang a toy: this is a stress toy- any time you feel the urge to cause chaos just squeeze it
yang, very expressionless: *squeezes the toy until it bursts*
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lollipop: i typed dumbass into the gps and it lead me here
everyone in the brb:
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everyone, counting down the time to new years: TEN, NINE, EIGHT,
*the ball stops*
everyone: EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT,
nicole: will this horrid year ever end??
(lol nope yall stuck in 2021 forever)
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match, walks into fs house to find everyone standing on a chair:
match: what the fuk is going on? you playing a game or something??
pencil: yeah its called 'ruby found a mouse and we dont know where it went'
match: *jumps onto a chair*
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wl4: we take this bottle... *puts blanket over it and lifts it up again* it becomes a glass
wl4: where did it go?
wl4: its in my a s s-
bouncy ball: WARIO WHAT THE FU-
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album: if someone gave you two hundred bucks because 'your ugly' would you take the money
brick: of course. im ugly not stupid
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microphone, running up to taco: *passes harmonica* play it and you win a million dollars, but a million people will di-
taco, very casually: *lifts harmonica to mouth and proceeds to play it*
microphone, wheezing in shock: TACO NO-
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book: its time to play 'who snorted illegal drugs'
lollipop: was it me?
gaty: was it me?
teardrop, looks around: *points* (in sign language)...her
saw, flailing her arms madly: FREAKING PINK. FARIES. EVERYWHERE
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lolz the mems
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shitbook
Randomso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
