knife: i found a bunch of pride flags and stuck them on a homophobes lawn
knife: and i think i found my new favorite hobby! *subtle screaming of salt can be heard in the distance*
why do i feel like salt would be a homophobic lesbian?? like she will constantly criticize OJ for being gay and then run over to pepper to make out with her (why is that something she would do tho)
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shitbook
Randomso basically its just a shitty book most likely about object shows cause thats what im obsessed with rn and there might be art idk BUT THIS BOOK IS DIFFERENT BCUSEEEEEEE *drumroll plsss* IT WILL HAVE SHIP KIDS!!! YEP YA HEARD ME!! SHIP KIDS FROM MY...
