Diary

Spray paint & pranks

Ok, first things first.
I just finished black butler....
AND HOLY SHIT, MOTHER OF JUESUS (btw I probably spelt that wrong XD) THE FEELSSSS

anyway......

I have been doing this spray paint course for a couple weeks now and it's freakin awesome!! I've made this chesher the cat from Alice in wonderland stencil which if I do say so myself is pretty dam rad..

I also bought 6 of my own spray paint cans and there from this really cool brand called 'sugar' it's like professional graffiti pray paint. I have already customised my iPod case which looks SO COOL and I spray painted my converse shoes which have gotten pretty old and I'll probably take a pic and use it as the cover for this chapter.

Anddddd enough of that and more of my extremely rude English teacher!!
So yeah we don't learn shit in english like literally... We do this thing called 'mindfulness' where we basically have to stair at a flower on the board for half the lesson without doing anything.

And if we aren't doing that we're learning about how 'MINDFULNESS' is Good for your Brain and keeps you happy :D which does the opposite to my class.... Now heres the thing. I can be a dick to certain teachers, for example the cranky old library teacher.. And also our old man English teacher.

So he recently got like another old person called miss smith I think... Let's just call her Emma.. (Which is the name of the English teachers pet dog who he talks about non stop its kinda sad...)
And this is a example of what happens..

So we're doing this speech for public speaking btw

Random boy: miss can I put this in the bin? *holds up rubbish*

Emma: yeah hurry up.

About 7 other people get up and put rubbish in the bin... (XD)

Emma: OK NO ONE ELSE IS ALOUD TO STAND UP, WALK OR DO ANYTHING BUT WRITE AND BREATH!??

Class: *silent scoffs*

Emma: Also no ones speech can involve sports of any kind!!

Me: is that because it involves walking....

Class: *laughing and people trying to hold back laughter*

Emma: *glares at and doesn't say anything*

Me: *looks at friend next to me and shrugs sheepish*

And then another day this...
And I'm not even kidding this guy scares me.. Like ligit I think his on some type of drug.

English teacher: *reads my speech about how uniforms should be banned* THIS IS CRAP?!?

Me: *hangs mouth open* dude I worked so hard on it, it's not that bad??

English teacher: ugh let me tell you what to write!!!

Me: *glares and clicks pen*

English teacher: *goes on about all this weird stuff*

And I just write as big and as messy as I can filling the page with 5 words XD and his not impressed.

English teacher: seriously....

Me: *looks at challenging*

So some other stuff goes down and then I say this.

Me: but what if the schools uniform is a colour that looks horrible on you, like how orange and yellow are to me?

English teacher: well then you would look ugly everyday so does it matter?

And in my head I'm like "are you fucking with me?"
He then left and started calling A HALF ABORIGINAL GIRL WITH ALMOST BLACK HAIR THAT SHES A DUMB BLONDE WHO DYED HER HAIR BROWN FR BLONDE??.... I'm sorry I should shut up about that now XD

So...... I'm planing this prank to do on him.. I'm getting pink glitter putting it on the fan in his room so when he turns it on it will go everywhere >:D

On another note there's a girl in our group who's super pretty and cute... And I'd seriously date her, like I WANT to date her but.... I don't know if she's bisexual... Or at least would date a girl. I think I'll ask her tomorrow at school... Yeah :D