Well yesterday me and dad went out for lunch and then went to a epic and massive toy shop.
And I know what your thinking..
"BUT FUCK ACE!! YOUR TO DANG OLD FOR TOYS!?!"
Listen.... There was a mother ducking (lewl) totoro life size teddy... IT WAS AMAZING. Also a super cut cat bus which you could put little Totoro and dust bunny in <3<3<3
Also life size superheroes
Example: batman, Spider-Man, iron man and superman. And they all had... bulges XD Elli and inca I'll show you videos..
And mind you I looked like a old pervert leaning close to the superheroes packages and taking a video of all of them... Your welcome.
Today I basically slept all day XD watched three mind blowing episodes of 'cat fish the TV series'
The one with Tyler Oakley, daisy and someone else and then another one... I forgot names XD
But holy shit one made me cringe so much..
This pretty girl thought she meet the love of her life, like she seriously was the craziest I've seen she wanted to marry and have babies with this guy. she met this hot, model guy. her and her sister fight over him. she goes to his house and it turns out his a really obese (no offence I'm just describing *holds up potato*)
Girl who was bullied all her life and then wanted revenge and played with people's feelings.. And the girl was fucking pissed she was like.
Pretty girl: are you fucking serious!?!?! Your disgusting!!are you a lesbian or something!! (Which by the way I was like 'BITCH PLEASE... HOLD MY FUCKING MAN PURSE AND LET ME AT THAT ASS WIPE.")
Lolz... Anyway writing these are becoming more fun.. I think swearing and being offensive, making jokes makes it funnier XD
I'm gonna go see ya ass wipes!!!
~Ace
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Diary
HumorHola, My names Ace and yeah... This is my diary and I'm going to write my days and events of my pathetic excuse for a life.
